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Ohio State can lick my fucking taint
I wipe my ass with their midwestern-mayonnaised Hang On Sloopy sweater vests. Fucking dorks. FIGHT!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Butter Krust and Big Red at Lake Travis Elementary circa '81. The Big Reds usually got snapped-up first.
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Albums with no bad songs
They had a guy pumping his stomach contents into a pitcher and Al Jourgensen came up on stage to drink a glass. After that a guy came out and started running meat skewers through his face and ass. I had to walk.
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Albums with no bad songs
Was at the Ft. Bend County fairgrounds for this one. The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow in 97 degree Houston humidity was too much to handle.
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Worst concert/live show that you attended
I haven't thought of this band in decades. This is the only song I remember from them. As it relates to your story - this album should have been titled No Sex & Misery.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
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Albums with no bad songs
My blasting point of License to Ill starts a little sooner at 0:01 of side A song 1 Rhymin and Stealin.
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Albums with no bad songs
Blind Melon fucks watermelons. Or cantaloupes, which are true melons. Saw them at Southpark in 94 when they opened for the Pumpkins. They came out directly after The Reverend Horton Heat and promptly put everyone to sleep.
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Emmanuel Acho
Tirico was hornballin' in the halls like a madman back in the day. Dude is the new Bob Costas now.
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Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Why Ohio State Stomps a Mudhole In Texas' Ass
I was just looking at those game stats. Quinn was 24/38 for 349 yards. 3 TDs. Zero interceptions. This seems like a similar lead-up and I feel like he's due to really pull his cock out. Fuck Ohio State.- Emmanuel Acho
I saw a Redditor astutely refer to this guy as "Melt Damon". Fucking awesome.- granny bayless trying to get his dick wet
What are the chances we get a Skip Bayless dick pic out of this drama.- Frozen Friends Update: Trudeau Steps Down
xxxxxx - Take off, you hoser.- granny bayless trying to get his dick wet
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Felt like the reimagined version had less rising but more cock.- Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Can we make it the 6:30 kick, I still need to run by Costco for some new underwear.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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Emergency water table/aquifer penetration.- Joe Tessitore is worse than Galindo.
All these motherfuckers freaking out at every single routine pass completion like the game was just won in septuple overtime. Tirico does the same shit on SNF. Calm the fuck down and call the game like an adult.- 2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
God bless this defense.- Top 10 rock'n'roll songs of all time
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I'm no pilot but it's astonishing to me that ~20 lb. goose can wipe out a ~75 ton aircraft. Although a nail through a car tire @ 80 mph can produce some crazy results so I guess it makes sense. - Why Ohio State Stomps a Mudhole In Texas' Ass
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