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smuggs

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  1. If LeBron James knife-murdered his wife and another man who was banging her, then days later went on the run threatening suicide in a slow speed chase through the streets of LA with Kevin Love at the wheel - you don't think the subsequent year long televised murder trial would be a big deal?
  2. All-time Baba Booey. Peter Jennings live World News Tonight.
  3. Post pics of Grenadier, and wife, if you get it. The blue Grenadier looks pretty fuckin sweet.
  4. Kind of an Xterra vibe with those rear side windows. And that teal green color on the Trailhunter is badass. Can we have that on a Landcruiser 58 trim please?
  5. We just watched from Burnet. That was absolutely badass.
  6. Were you all high before seeing this? My god that was the biggest load of unwatchable tripe I’ve seen in the theater in a good long while. Unfunny, unwitty, shitty FX, tired-ass tripe.
  7. Another official tease. Confirmed power rear glass: https://www.instagram.com/toyotausa/reel/C5V3P9krZGK/
  8. This reminds me, @Vic Mackey - whatever happened to the Dwarven Cowboy Philosopher and Justin Weiss Smith? Been awhile since we've seen those two rascals.
  9. Holly Beach Seafood on 27 also buys from locals. Excellent crabs in late summer, too: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057658501676
  10. https://www.instagram.com/toyotausa/p/C5D37gPMw0p/?img_index=7
  11. Also the 90 degree turn at the other end. My first car was this 71 Ford Econoline van. Driving this bitch across the dam at 16 years old was hair-raising to say the least.
  12. This peckerwood that breaks into Simply Irresistible after putting almond milk on his Grape Nuts.
  13. I was expecting a contentious breach of the Neutral Zone.
  14. Understanding that this guy did this for his wife. And then many years later, meeting my wife, and realizing I would also do something like this for her (if I was one of the greatest guitarists of all time).
  15. That's how the Bucc-ee's guy watches you pee.
  16. Big Deodorant has decided it's time to dust-off the 20 year full body spray deodorizer campaign. If you're not spraying aluminized air freshener on everything from the insides of the elbows to the undersides of sexual organs then you're probably going to die.
  17. smuggs

    SXSW 2024

    In middle/highschool we would sneak onto Willie's set at night and look through the buildings. I've been gone from Austin for 12 years now- I had no idea they made it a concert venue.
  18. Rand Paul is upset at the potential suspension of his fleece vests and toupée vids.
  19. See any good holes out there?
  20. You can have my Rotary Wankel porn when you pry it from my dead carpal-tunneled hands.
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