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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 347 5/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    I recently commented to my wife that it's funny while out at a restaurant it's almost like we are invisible now. Watching the 20-somethings interact in a dimension where we don't even exist. Granted, it seems like most 20-somethings aren't aware of anything that isn't directly in front of them or on their phone.
  3. He's also a Blood? I did not see that coming.
  4. Ditch the muds for some Nitto Ridge Grapplers. The noise issue will be solved, guaranteed.
  5. First for me today - all letters but none in the right spot: Wordle 346 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. This child’s play doesn’t even hold a candle to the Kermit/Wink rivalry. Don’t even get me started.
  7. One cop will remind you, How we touched and went our separate ways.
  8. Let's not start any blasphemous rumours.
  9. Most flaccid "Double D Foundation" ever.
  10. I really need to work on incorporating "fleshly desires" into my daily vocabulary. That is fantastic.
  11. Goddamn what a shit fucking day (week). RIP.
  12. I was unfamiliar with The Department Is Wanna Take Away Your Rights. I'm going to do some research and see exactly what these guys are up to over there.
  13. Wordle 341 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Some Kind Of Gay Nazi is a great band name.
  15. @Sbbruin hang in there bud. The oncologists have an ultimate set of tools, they can fix this.
  16. I'm not sure, all I see are two pasty white atrophied legs and a flip flop. She's like the Predator in no-see-um mode.
  17. I'll give it to this crazy bitch - she definitely called the carpet square manufacturer and had a gown made of the exact Berber pile in #223 Sandalwood.
  18. If the #2 is coming from the Whataburger at Willy C. and Mopac he probably got the guns faster.
  19. It's been a rough goddamn week. Wordle 340 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. She's a bus station skank.
  21. Life's a bummer.
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