Jump to content

smuggs

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    3777
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by smuggs

  1. Nail in the coffin if he mailed her any dick polaroids.
  2. Very convenient gas stop by the amber lamps.
  3. I find myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants. But I sort of think well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.
  4. The Shankmobile! @Steel Shank
  5. Savvy fashion sense by the orca to go with the slimming vertical stripes here. Visually conceals at least 41 lbs. of spermaceti stored in the gunt.
  6. '22 Tundra TRD Pro will have coils in the rear. Not confirmed yet if other trims will have them. https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1132650_toyota-reveals-more-of-its-redesigned-2022-tundra
  7. Her dad did the right thing by securing her shit after she melted down. But he should have spent a few years getting her back on track and then handed things back over to her and a management system of her choosing. Ensuring that yourself, the no-show mom and the dumbfuck little sister stay on the gravy train for 15 years is bullshit. That's ultimately Britney's decision to make.
  8. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    This is exactly what I told my wife after I left the Dr’s office.
  9. smuggs

    Getting old sucks

    Earhole shingles saga continues. Had an MRI last week and confirmed that I don't have a brain tumor or anything real crazy. Rash is gone and the pain has improved but now I have vertigo that is off the charts. Hearing loss is still there and my ENT is not confident that it is going to return to a normal level. I start physical therapy for the vertigo next week and I will likely be shopping for a hearing aid in February. Fuck shingles directly in the goat ass.
  10. We are living “in” reality but I guess Beefcake is indeed positioned more “under” reality than the rest of us.
  11. smuggs

    Tac Oh Hell

    Might want to mask-up if butt stuff is in play.
  12. smuggs

    Tac Oh Hell

    I've certainly eaten Taco Bell while intoxicated. But eating Taco Bell while simultaneously consuming sangria would do to my bowels what the searing volcanic lahar of Mount St. Helens did to Spirit Lake. I'm in.
  13. You forgot to rank the four torso-less hindquarters. Unless you're some kind of weirdo that didn't jerk off to those, too.
  14. Paying off your double secret reverse mortgage and throwing out your colloidal silver underwear is going to hurt but you might as well go ahead and get it over with now.
  15. "Good luck in the Top Fuel Dragster... here's your '73 AMC Pacer."
  16. Murderers’ row of badass females right here.
×
×
  • Create New...