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Homesickhorn

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  1. My dad and I did the same on our lease in Del Rio. If I ever obtain that lease again, my son and I will do exactly what my father and I did.
  2. Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.
  3. I always heard it as: What’s the hardest thing about putting a baby in a microwave? My cock.
  4. Did you though? Really?
  5. I went to Ole Miss, and I’m not a “racist fuck”. *Fucking Mexicans, man.
  6. This game was too close for me.
  7. Nobody. It didn’t happen. Dipshits claim to crossbreed venomous sneks, and it’s complete bullshit.
  8. I laughed my ass off watching that video. But, having done that before with a pitching machine in my youth, I can tell you with absolute certainty, that at 94 mph, it’s extremely different being hit when you’re expecting it, than being hit when you’re not.
  9. I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.
  10. Opportunity presented itself too quickly. She was too busy trying to figure out what he was doing wrong, and how to tell him.
  11. Anyone have the clip of the girl who played running back in the arena league? They put her in for three plays, handed off to her three times, and I think she rushed for -15 yards.
  12. And calling us Ole Piss makes you sound like a fucking aggy hayseed.
  13. You’re a fucking clown.
  14. Bandera is a fucking meth pit.
  15. Where’s the hell is that fucking roach. He needs to die, and I’m going to murder him.
  16. Hognose. Edit: didn’t see the posts above.
  17. Cotton Bowl record brah.
  18. I hated this game before it even started.
  19. What he said^^^^. He’s pre-law.
  20. Grey rat snek. Sometimes the babies can be extremely light in color. Awesome snek.
  21. Picked up little man at FBMS this afternoon. We immediately headed to Kerrville to visit his grandparents. I asked him about the fight that took place on the first day. He said that it “was crazy”. Apparently, a 7th grader and beat the brakes off of an 8th grade bully. After the 7th grader was restrained by admin, the 8th grader ran around and threw a behind the back cheap shot, right into his temple. Fortunately, it didn’t faze the 7th grader. One of my son’s friends was there, and of course, got it on his phone. After a second, I said, “do you have it”? He did. He showed it to me, and even though it was muted, literally everything he described was true about the fight. Little Homesick knows the 7th grader, and they call him Big Thomas. My son, and his friends that I gave rides home to today, claim he’s a gentle giant, and one of the nicest, quietest guys in their grade. There were not a ton of kids around when it happened, which is why I think the admin response time wasn’t immediate. I know this is shitty, but a bully picking on a kid and getting the hard truth isn’t something I completely oppose. It’s just the here and now of the situation that scares the shit out of me.
  22. Agreeing with you means that my alma mater stands to draw the short straw in this scenario. So I will not agree with you sir.
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