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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Your brain must be smoother than a marble. I hope you've made arrangements for it to be studied by scientists someday.
  2. If I ever open a Nepalese restaurant, it's going to have an ice cream dessert called Frozen Trailside Corpse.
  3. Are there estate attorneys on premises?
  4. Bookmarking this for the eventual "thread-defining posts" thread.
  5. Pink Flamingos
  6. The optical sensors aren't designed for Icepeople.
  7. Counterpoint: we should have just one car thread where we can discuss cars of all types, ages, and conditions.
  8. Count me among those who assumed that Fox News screencap was photoshopped. Circus bread is best bread, I guess.
  9. Doesn't belong in this thread. Drive fast and avoid the police!
  10. The boobs probably cause some confusing tracks when she walks in the sand.
  11. I like the six small googly eyes adorning your glasses.
  12. If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
  13. Thanks. I don't do either of those things, and while they each occurred to me before I asked, I can't say that any modern moonphase watch (at least any that came to mind) seems very well-suited to either activity.
  14. Because they have already sold your email address to everyone who wants it, and now they need to sell increasingly intrusive data from your phone to continue harvesting you. When that wellspring of "grant our app your location data" inevitably runs dry, they'll probably have some new level of intrusiveness to gin into shareholder profits for a few quarters.
  15. Doomlet is on the board for the second time this year. Came busting through the front door like a bat out of hell and told us he thinks he shit his pants because he had a bad fart that didn't feel quite right. Went straight to the bathroom (still wearing his bike helmet) where we heard him quietly mutter "oh, shit" to himself.
  16. "Big back" is how Doomlet and his friends unkindly refer to great big fat people.
  17. I'm not being sarcastic or glib here, but I have never understood the purpose or appeal of moon phase complications. I get that it's a neat mechanism, but what actual purpose does it serve anyone? Who is it that gives a shit what the moon is up to at any given time? Astrologers, astronomers, and who else? Why?
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    Fantasmas on HBOMax. Don't bother researching it beforehand, and just stick with it - it'll click. *It's a better fit here than in Movies & TV...
  19. That dude was an awesome follow on Twitter. He has total dedication to nonsense.
  20. A photo of my medicine cabinet from decades ago:
  21. Disagree - abject lunacy has its place here.
  22. If the tire covers and other tacky regalia are to be believed, it's a Jeep thing, and you wouldn't understand.
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