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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. He also didn’t get convicted of 34 felonies, and a civil rape suit. Also, he wasn’t on trial for sedition or stealing classified documents. So really, no comparison. Biff for President!
  2. Well yeah, but when I go to the convenience store to buy my 427 scratch off lottery tickets, I don’t want 3 brown guys in front of me buying Gatorade and Takis and paying cash. Those motherfuckers can go get that shit at Costco and pay with bitcoin like every other red blooded American!
  3. Real Paul was the best.
  4. I’m beginning to appreciate pissing in the fireplace as the much more complicated and appropriate action than it seemed at the time.
  5. Reminds me of the old Cottonwood Inn in La Grange, back when the funhouse was still active. I was a kid so didn’t partake. I only had about a year at UT before GM on the drag shut down. When I was 15 I went with my older brother to Aaron’s Rock and Roll and bought a couple shirts, one was The Clash, the other was black and said “eat shit and die”. I got sent home from school for wearing the latter as an undershirt.
  6. Highs in the low 80s in Austin starting next Wednesday have to be a cruel joke, right? Right?
  7. This is completely understated. Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president. Or his wife for that matter.
  8. Thanks. Couldn’t get an appointment with the urologist until mid-July, so we’ll see how that goes.
  9. LOL. A "former" president at my company was fired for similar reasons. We were in San Diego, and he took some Jordanian customers to a strip club in Tijuana, and forced a couple of female admin assistants to go along with them.
  10. So that's why Mitch's hands turn brown, die and wither. Also, the Pentagon morphing into a trashcan is fitting imagery.
  11. Enjoy your extra mayonnaise, Senor future man. Maybe wear some appropriate non-convict apparel next time or shut the fuck up. Nah, too much to ask.
  12. Calm down, fellas!
  13. My sister worked at UR Cooks over on Burnet/183. I almost got tossed out of there for squirting clarified butter under the guys steak next to mine, when he wasn’t looking. It would cause quite a flare up. I loved that place.
  14. Ah gotcha, thanks. This one doesn't look too hard, but I'm tempted just to make her return it just because.
  15. You mean you fixed/replaced the waveguide cover, or just fixed the microwave in general?
  16. There was one on Anderson Lane. I know because I once got asked to leave the premises after getting into a food fight in the condiment line.
  17. We bought a new GE combination microwave/convection oven. My wife proceeded to tear the mica board waveguide cover out of it, “because it looked like cardboard and the instructions said to remove all packaging”. Now I have to either try to fix it or return it.
  18. Are you insinuating we shouldn’t let people with felony convictions into the country? We should make an ad about that.
  19. I’m getting a U of H bleacher vibe.
  20. National Healthcare Now!
  21. Gee thanks. 😂
  22. I’m not hung and my Palo Verde has done vamoosed to blanco! Also we don’t rent pigs.
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