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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. His words, not mine. You reap what you sow. It’s in the fucking bible.
  2. If by “Christians” you mean grifting/moneychanging racist hatemongers who profit off spreading hate, violence and intolerance in our youth, then yes you hit the nail on the head!
  3. I can feel sorry for the kids. But for the adults, maybe don’t be complete cocksucking assholes who profit on promoting intolerance, hate, division and gun rights. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
  4. I know Brisket, he would have missed that shot so no need to get upset.
  5. Long tails and long ties to make up for his tiny penis.
  6. Looks like my fishing line when I cast into the wind.
  7. Lucky Dog was what I was thinking about, thanks. I looked at it a lot while picking up pizza at Ropollo’s but never ate there.
  8. I'm gonna start writing my GOP cookbook. And by that, I don't mean recipes from Republicans, I mean recipes CONTAINING Republicans. Save money, save yourself. Tastes like shit and satisfaction at the same time.
  9. Not sure why but I was thinking there was one on the SE corner of Mesa and Spicewood Springs quite a few years back. Maybe it was some other hot dog place.
  10. Should have just gone with this. (FTR I thought Leslie was kinda cool - not quite as cool as Max but...)
  11. Heard they were looking at a suspect of interest who used to own property around the Brazoria area and frequents Falcon Lake. But I could be mistaken.
  12. This is some John has a long mustache shit. I ain’t even bothering to look up what it means. My portfolio will probably suffer.
  13. I’ve spent a bit of time in rural Georgia. Not pleasant. It was basically like driving a doom loop around the red dirt of Bastrop. LBJ and his war on poverty missed that area by a mile.
  14. So yeah general malfeasance is a good term and band name. But Derka aside, I wrecked a whole damned town. Left it dragging a protected turtle on a rope behind my trailer hitch. MAGA!
  15. Although I will say the first dude that reached in there for his morning paper screamed like a woman on fire.
  16. Also, it was totally NOT my idea to put the pissed off raccoon in the Houston Chronicle newspaper thing outside the cafe. I have no idea how that happened.
  17. You’ve never stolen the double six from the pack of dominoes that the old men played at the volunteer fire station.
  18. Yeah I’m not sure statistically speaking whether the collective IQ improved or declined when I left. I can say there was less vandalism and general malfeasance.
  19. Also was reminiscing with my brother the other day and remembered the real Bon Ton in La Grange, along with the Cottonwood Inn. They had good food.
  20. Well you of all people know I grew up in a poor house on the river, behind the Bucksnag there in Garwood. But yeah Johnnys and the Sportsman were a thing once upon a time.
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