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Longhornstampede

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  1. I grew up in Del Rio.... Recognized the Press building immediately. I remember going in there as a kid and heading upstairs to hide or play in the toy section. Awesome pics
  2. After the last 2 or 3 weeks if I never hear the fucking Blue Bell jingle again I wouldn't love a damn bit of sleep. They must be shelling out a fortune to saturate tv and radio with that sappy fucking thing
  3. I'd make it 100 if I could share the tasty lobsters with Makayla and then eat some cat...
  4. That poor motorcycle... I could almost hear it whimpering over the radio in my vehicle...
  5. The last remnant of a ghost town once known as Bugtussle...
  6. You've obviously never been to Garland or Pleasant Grove
  7. She asked him to play some Debussy.... But he was hard of hearing
  8. The goat isnt nervous because he knows where Jordan went to college...
  9. For his next trick he will be keeping abducted women in his basement before wearing their skin...
  10. So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle.... I think you can fill in the blanks hidden by the door handle
  11. I don't think anyone has yet to make sound go backwards.... Maybe
  12. Good God, roll that back into the water before it dries up and dies! The again....
  13. Loudest fucking machine I have ever seen take off too. You could t help but yell at the top of your lungs when started rolling down the runway!
  14. This was me at the first note of Danger Zone... Wife had to gently put her hand on my arm and tell me to settle the fuck down
  15. Unpopular opinions thread is thataway 👉
  16. I can almost smell that photo.... And it's not good
  17. Step 1. Call cops to the house Step 2. Wait for cops to show up Step 3. Fire 2 shots from gun as cops approach the house Step 4. Quickly put gun in 14 year old shit head's hand and shove him through the front door Step 5. Profit... I keed, I keed.... Maybe
  18. They probably already threatened them and their families to strong arm them into signing on
  19. But I bet the bride probably gave up anal...
  20. Finally caught up on this thread and I have a question.... Are the tournaments only 54 holes because Greg Norman always had a hard time finishing 72 of them? DJ should have been team captain of the High Flyers
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