Everything posted by Native Horn
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2022 Surly Tailgate Meta Thread of Dominance
I'll echo what others have said - thanks so much to those who set up and make it run smoothly (WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!???). Shitty game, great people!
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Game Week- TCU
Condom, duh.
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Peeing on campus
Not familiar with the specific set-up around that area, but in my experience there are usually a ton of Sooner Space Shuttles around the tailgate areas.
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Game Week- TCU
Israel ain't got TelAvivsion?
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2022 Surly Tailgate Meta Thread of Dominance
welcome to the party, pal
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Baseball/softball complex help
Man, that is an awesome thing your community is doing for y'all. Since you're in the DFW area, have you thought about reaching out to the Texas Rangers? https://www.mlb.com/rangers/community/foundation/landing
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2022 Surly Tailgate Meta Thread of Dominance
Wait, the tailgate moved to El Paso? I'm out.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Please note the details. "Limitations apply." Ya think?
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White Lotus - HBO
- Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I haven't tried the flavored Easy Melt, but I do know that Velveeta kicks the shit out of the regular flavor Easy Melt. Especially if it is similarly priced.- Below Deck
New stew is a smoke show, and a cunning linguist.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Ain't a got damn thing wrong with some Hee Haw thrown in here.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
And check out the amazing and fantastic social media account "Traces of Technology."- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Fuck that. Then my mom would want me to change her smoke alarm batteries four time a year.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
On a related note, when did Church's Chicken become Church's Texas Chicken? They're based in Atlanta fer gosh sakes.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Take the win, pussies!- Netflix Recommendations
You may be aware there is a readily available remedy for this?- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Kissinger has to die before you pee on him. Although maybe he would like that while alive.- More fun with an old truck
I see you brought along the instant light charcoal that your wife bought you. Good thinking. Sorry for your truck issues.- Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I sometimes buy the microwavable Simple Meals, and the plastic wrapping on that will shred apart in pieces and cause me to flip out. It's great that the packaging won't leak, but shouldn't need a hydrogen bomb to open them.- Survivor 43
Shit, I would have had a panic attack doing that. Trapped in a tight space is not my idea of fun. (Unless it is the right kind of tight space ifyouknowwhatimean)- How Lazy Are You?
Lemme get back to you on this- Below Deck
A 32 year old man CRYING because of a sprained ankle.........sheesh.- Makin’ Bacon
Do you not own a gun to put on the counter? Son, I am disappoint. - Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
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