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SydneyCarton

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  1. "NO NO, we shouldn't emulate Texas just becuase they made the playoffs in back to back seasons, WE'RE EMULATING OHIO STATE AND NOTRE DAME. NOT TEXAS!!!!!!!!!" Totally normal behavior and doesn't scream micro-peen.
  2. I’d like this to be proof, as well as a lesson to you. And everyone, really. Nothing I say should EVER be considered hyperbole. I exaggerate nothing, and I tell only the truth. in related news, Cam Williams being the most hateable longhorn of all time is the worst internet take since “think of all the good Hitler did” Ketchum tried to float back in 2004.
  3. I appreciate the data, but you also just could have said that @6th Street is a bleeding axe wound so gaping that the elevators from The Shining are awestruck.
  4. Always respect a source who also posts direct responses to pictures of thirst traps on Twitter like he thinks he's having a private conversation. That being said, I hope it's true, but hardly surprising. You know Cook felt lied to when he realized the "great powder" in and around seattle wasn't quite what he was expecting. Edit: Damn you Texifornia.
  5. You guys are really going to have some things to work through when I tell you that CTJ looks like Barry Switzer's less handsome brother.
  6. Well I'm a fucking moron. Becuase I went with "There's no way a career backup with another year is going to declare for the draft, right?"
  7. Taffe and McDonald, with Filsaime and Jonah Williams and a portal guy seems thin, but solid.
  8. Probably the portal, dude.
  9. @brojangles2 I love a good neg, but myself and several posters are still waiting for you to elaborate on why Cam Williams is your most hated of all time. By all means, please, use this opportunity to enlighten us all.
  10. Killebrew was also the first name that came to mind for me. But I'm not sure I will ever forgive Wrong Way Gideon for years of pain. Exactly what makes you think we're not prepared, or that the portal season isn't going well? Your concept of a full rebuild is like my son's concept of a nutritious dinner; neither are tethered in fucking reality. We're going to lose less players to the NFL draft this year and we lost last year. Some of the guys you've referenced have been flawed players for us, particulaly 2 I can think of on the OL. Oh, and Williams is leaving but Goosby looked great when he played, so obviously we're totally fucked. I bet last year you were saying "Who's going to replace J'Tavion Sanders? Gunner Helm?!?! We're doooooomed." We have TE's on campus and we've been developing them. Makuba is a loss, Barron is a big loss, Muhammed...eh. Gimme a healthy Derek Williams, and awesome Jelani McDonald, a returning Michael Taffe, and a good looking Kobe Black and someone from the portal. I wont even waste my time adressing WR, the easiest position to land talent in the portal and a position where we're already stacked. DT, everyone said we were fucked this year too. BUT THIS TIME IT'S TRUE. OkJan.gif. No one invites that twatwaffle to parties.
  11. This is a pretty fucking stupid take. Buck Burnette tweeted out racist shit. Robert Killebrew was good for 1-2 egregious personal fouls a game. But a guy who in his first year starting had some issues with penalities, and still is in line to be a super high draft pick, and has done or said nothing but represent the Horns respectful, he's the guy you hate? Becuase he had a bad game, playing while inujured, and honestly maybe the coach shouldn't have run him out in the first palce? Your take can get all the way fucked. I can see how someone can be a little bitch and throw out a bad take becuase they're a child, sure.
  12. I'm obviously cheering for this to be true, but what are these kids or their intermediaries going to say to Nahlin or anyone else in this circumstance? Other than "Yeah, I'm locked in." That's also what they'd say to the the coaches...right until the point they're fucking gone. It's like none of you ever had an employer before or fucked a crazy girl for awhile becuase the sex was great, even though she was a danger to your person. Actually, nevermind, now that I type it out, that last part makes sense with most of this crowd.
  13. Sure. It came down to NIL. We fucking won. Also, seeing how Missouri's offense fared this past season, I'm guessing Missouri has no shot to get Wingo back.
  14. It came don't to us and Missouri, but it wasn't due to an NIL promise they couldn't deliver. Becuase how could that have been determined before signing day? It wasn't Rashada at Florida, man.
  15. As a denizen of Houston, my first thought of travelling here with kids is "why?" That being said, for kid friendly dining (other than D&B) i'd say D'alba, Mia's Table, Cedar Creek, Stomping Grounds. Nono's is a great pizza place with drinks and some acade games for kids, as is Little Matt's in West U. General other kid friend dining, like Hibachi, there's a few spots around town and of course Bennihanna. As other's have said, the Chidren's Museum is elite, and you can do that and the zoo is a hop skip and a jump away, as is the new Herman park playground and the Herman Park train and pond/paddleboating. The arboretum has trails if your kids are into exploring nature. Natural History museum is also right around there, and has an IMAX and planetarium, plus the actual museum. Lots of indoor putt-putt places, like Puttery and whatnot throughout town. Palace Bowling in Bellaire is great. Not sure where you're coming from, but there's Dairy Ashford roller rink, since what is old is once again new. In additon to Meow Wolf, the Museum of Illusion has opened in the Galleria, which looks decent. I haven't been with my kiddo yet, but it's on the list, and the galleria has other things to do, like a Lego store if you're happy to spend money, and ice skating.
  16. Signs you know that your thread catch up is about to be really fucking shitty:
  17. That dude isn't a bot, he's a fucking half melted 8 track tape.
  18. THOSE kids are being scammed.
  19. Texas currently has a competitive advantage over most other schools in the NCAA. It would be the most Ted Cruz And his Punchable Face thing in the world for that guy to find a way to mitigate the advantages of his home state constituents. Other than showing up to their sporting events.
  20. Got two comfort dishes I'm planning on cooking this weekend. One is Chili, the other, since I'm trying to get back into Keto, is a cauliflower soup that hopefully will come out similar to a potato soup. After we made some homemade cauliflower mash for christmas dinner, I'm actually pretty bullish that its going to turn out well. So two recipes on deck, but that didn't stop be from looking at that shrimp jalapeno soup and think "hmmm."
  21. If there's one charismatic, unifying personality who has the respect and adoration of his peers and the general public, that has ANY chance of getting shit done, it's Ted Cruz. Him or the dug up, decaying corpse of John Wayne Gacey. It's close.
  22. HttownHorn, after a quiet year or two, woke up today and felt the need to remind the world that he was the proto-helobious and greenspoint before those guys showed up being wrong as a professional career. "Listen, I missed your sarcasm, but it that's YOUR FAULT because I can't understand sarcasm" is quite the take.
  23. Well we haven’t had a ton of DTs commit from the portal, just 2, so his hands should be perked to jerk.
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