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SydneyCarton

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  1. Why in heaven's name would you want to do that?!?!? In a related note, guys, I heard San Diego is completely fucked and the LA Wildfires are creeping towards Arroyo Canyon
  2. Oh, you love Sydney Sweeney, do you? How novel. @Js1 would hammer that shit, and he thinks boobies are disgusting.
  3. Count on the guy who lives in San Diego to tell us how things are doing at DFW airport, while citing no sources.
  4. Guess you've forgotten the ole' Chokehold Buttfuck maneuver, shared with us on this very recruiting board by CTJ ages ago, when some aggie recruit performed it at a party. Worlds CAN colide, sir.
  5. You're basing this on what, your crystal ball that peers into the future? That conference could very easily consolidate into 2-3 teams with good coaching that manage to claw out a recruiting advantage and win it. The kind of shit peopel are already potentially crowning on Dillingham.
  6. That pic is any old dude's back of their head. What makes you think that guy actually recognized him either, as opposed to just any old fan fiction?
  7. If I can think of the best possible place to find an answer to that question, about a kid from a boston prep school, who is the son of a boston hockey player, it's a football message board in Texas. The second best place might be Pinterest.
  8. Yes. Restraint. One of my most notable characteristics.
  9. I hope that bag is secured, possibly with a zip tie, because the threat of negilgent homicde has to be preferable to the threat of accidentally staring into the face of Case McCoy while you're trying to finish, regardless of one's sexual preferences.
  10. With a handle like Beer Drinker and offering up unprompted takes that this looks like a dude... ..I can only think that we're dealing with a severely closeted individual who is wildly ashamed of his sexuality, but is completely clueless how to cover it up in normal society. Probably posts on game threads with shit like "Damn, I can't believe that fucking sportsball play!" and, as he hits enter, sits back satisfactorily in his chair and takes a sip of his white wine spritzer.
  11. Just so we're clear, we're calling this woman from the video "fugly?" There's a tremendous chance that 80% of you people have never gotten close to sniffing a piece of trim that attractive. And that's after she popped out a kid.
  12. Yes, but Houston isn't central texas, which is what people were discussing.
  13. The second part bolded ensures the first part completely to contradictory.
  14. The only smart poster there is WilliamHewitt. The other psychopaths, well, I sincerely hope they have every opportunity in life to harass Sankey in person and then yell Gig 'Em!
  15. Comparied to the 3 you menioned, yes. Or Arkansas. They barely missed it by a fucking cunt hair as things stand.
  16. I'd argue a 9th conference game could have gotten South Carolina across the finish line into the playoff.
  17. You know guys who suck end up with high ratings all the time. See that DT A&M just signed out of Belleville with blades of grass for legs. That being said, dude had offers from Ole MIss, Florida, Penn St, Oregon, OU, Notre Dame, and Texas. I'd assume he looked great as a Soph/Junior, everyone else caught up to him, backed off after offering as the year progressed, and he went to A&M.
  18. Is this a bit? I'm going to assume you're being sarcastic, considering you literally responded to a video of him getting smoked by Lockett a few posts earlier, in this very thread, with a Jlaw gif.
  19. Yes, but the Athletic never did consistent national recruiting.
  20. I'd hit that. I'd hit a lot of things. But lets not pretend that's a fucking, I believe the words were, dime/complete 10. Are you saying that's a 10 to you? I'm pretty sure if you told your wife that, she'd be so insulted you'd have no choice but to hammer that okie like carpentry., becuase you'd be cut off, and then she'd get your eyes checked.
  21. Someone explain to me how the fuck they're a "young school" while also perpetually whining and bitching that they were founded before UT? Also, LOL at Daddy proclaiming that it was Texas who brought down Briles and Baylor. Not the raping, the lawsuits, the coverup, but Texas.
  22. Pdawg would tell you that it's to get closer to that smoking hot dime of a rodeo clown that is his girlfriend.
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