Jump to content

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    19811
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    10

Everything posted by Red Five

  1. Ok sure Trump's net worth has increased like 300% and he has made literal billions since last November. But the real crime syndicate was Joe Biden's son selling artwork.
  2. I don’t think that phrase works with Tom Cruise. Like him or not.
  3. It would be there no matter what. It's just how things are now.
  4. Everything has to be a conspiracy theory now. We could have video of him on the roof, the weapon, and a confession from the guy and people would still.... oh wait we do have those things.
  5. Weren't those stolen documents, (sigh), returned to him when he, (sigh), got elected president again?
  6. Careful. That’s where you can learn about things like “empathy” as well.
  7. And it had already been debunked 100% by that point. Harris absolutely crushed him in that debate, and he looked like a crazy old man. Didn’t matter, as somewhere there was a trans person playing sports.
  8. Another great example. All Trump had to do was say "I heard she never worked at McDonalds", and that became the story. "Did she? What do you think? I can see both sides...." Instead of "Oh wow, see how unhinged he is? He just made that up out of whole cloth. It's really scary that he's the republican nominee." I guarantee you that he laughs to himself at how easy it is. And it works.
  9. The crazy and depressing part (I mean, it's all crazy and depressing) is how easily Trump wins by normalization. He's sending troops into fucking Portland. For no reason. And everyone is like "Yeah he does that. Anyway...." If next week he proposed wiping his ass with the Constitution and making the US part of Russia, there would be immediate horror. A few days later, "America is still debating whether Donald Trump should wipe his ass with the Constitution and merge the US with Russia. What do you think? Are those good ideas?"
  10. He was busy occupied by doing nothing about all the crimes the previous administration committed. Priorities.
  11. Man I got reactions like that in the days after 1/6. "Cops were beaten for hours. Cops who were trying to defend our Capitol." "Oh please Red Five, it was nothing like that."
  12. They should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn generational wealth by playing golf. Problem solved! It's not Scottie's fault that not everyone thinks to do this.
  13. That post above from Trump reads like something we would have made up as a joke this time a year ago. "Secretary of War, Fox news host Pete Hegseth, sending US troops to Portland, ha ha ha!".
  14. I know some Scottie Scheffler types. He's probably a great guy, husband, and father. With an enormous blind spot for what's happening in front of his face. I really don't know what to call it, other than just profound ignorance. To say "He treats everyone like the greatest person in the world" is just Orwellian.
  15. 2027 but Snell might be a LB in college. He’s about 6’3” 200 lbs.
  16. Matt’s was better when they would serve you those brown margaritas in essentially large bowls, with a limit of two. I think they were about 60% tequila. Those with the tacos al carbon were pretty great.
  17. Interesting. Also, she apparently turned 18 in May. I think. I don't know, I think I heard that somewhere and not from a google search just now.
  18. Saw a clip of Todd Blanche on Fox being asked about Trump's post to Bondi, ordering her to put his enemies in prison immediately. Blanche was like "Oh gosh no, that clearly wasn't pressure on us to indict Comey.... Golly, where would you get such an idea from? We're just trying to keep Americans safe...."
  19. Earl Campbell, Dolly Parton, and Bijan Robinson are all still here. Theory denied.
  20. You don't know when the last time I heard it was. Maybe I recorded it and listened to it for a decade every night in a futile attempt to quiet the voices in my head telling me to do terrible things. Anyway, quite catchy.
  21. I haven't heard that in 30 years and I just sang the entire thing to myself. Best ad jingle ever.
  22. Which part? There were three pieces of information there.
  23. Is Mosley gonna be a super-sub kind of guy who can play all WR positions? Or is he outside only and competing with Jaggerson.
  24. So would Bondi, Patel, etc. Who all went from bloodthirsty to release the files to "SHUT UP SHUT UP WE'RE NOT RELEASING SHIT SHUT UP SHUT UP" on a dime.
×
×
  • Create New...