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MissingInAction

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  1. Im sure they'll make exception for "the help".
  2. Anything can be a penis if you're brave enough.
  3. Dr says im doing really really well. Tumor shrunk by 2 cms. Gives zero fucks about the nodules. Made the perfect point that if the tumor is shrinking it would be unusual for metastasis to happen.
  4. The tribunals will consist of shooting us in the head. If we survive we are witches, if we die then we weren't very good witches. Or toss us into lakes
  5. It appears rolleft is a mute.
  6. He was a great action star and good comedic chops. Is Moonlighting streaming anywhere?
  7. Is she single?
  8. Views can be manipulated by bots. As can followers. Especially on the shit hole nazi forum that is x. In fact thats its entire purpose. You can probably find millions of views verifying that chem trails make our pets gay.
  9. I get all my news from Miss Cleo. She speaks to me through seances and tea leaves.
  10. Hes been gone for awhile after being called out for blatant dumbfuckery a few hundred times.
  11. Holy shit! And here i am being a bitch about a little heart fluttering. Thanks for putting things in perspective. I go in for my 5th cycle monday.
  12. CT showed tiny nodes, less than 5 mm in my lungs. Most likely mucous. I talk to the Dr tomorrow afternoon.
  13. Are we just going to overlook Soulless Suckers of Satan's Cock as the greatest potential band name ever?
  14. I guess it takes nearly dieing in the MRI tube to qualify for swag. Also got a tote bag.
  15. I'll take what I can.
  16. Sorry guys, i got super cereal for a moment. This shit has my emotions swinging like a virgin on prom night.
  17. I used to fuck strippers like that in prison. Sad and pathetic? Im better looking than you no mattter how much cancer i have.
  18. I wish. Now they use wipes. I mean they get in there but theres several layers of non erotic latex involved. Not my fetish. Yet.
  19. Commemorative cup of pain
  20. To serve amd protect.
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