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MissingInAction

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  1. Yes. My million dollar pimping fees got flagged for years.
  2. MissingInAction

    1923

    They don't. They have an effective range of 30 yards. Maybe 50 with a marksman. Great for covering fire which is what that dude was doing with it. It's a spray and pray weapon really, but they look and sound cool. I'm sure Spencer could take out a column of Nazis with it while ski diving from a Zeppelin nekkid.
  3. Draw me like one of your French girls.
  4. Rule of Jenny Penn Lithgow's performance is purely terrifying. Don't take edibles before this one.
  5. That's just not fair to Sloth.
  6. MissingInAction

    1923

    I couldn't help but laugh at the rubber baby like I have the rest of this silly soap opera.
  7. Where can I see Mook's butthole?
  8. The penguin memes are slaying me.
  9. It feels like it's shrinking.
  10. There's a real issue with aggressive panhandlers stepping in front of cars for an insurance hand out. That and the fuck ass drivers.
  11. Mennonites are the worst.
  12. I'm not crying, you're crying!
  13. I really enjoyed the dinner with hipsters out hipstering each other. I got this sweater from a Goodwill...where I also volunteer at
  14. Nicole has expanded her territory.
  15. So a pastor at a youth camp?
  16. I hear Hollywood pays a pretty penny for amputee extras.
  17. I just installed dash cams in my ride for this very reason.
  18. Are those real? The way she was bouncing them around I thought they were add ons
  19. Thanks. I needed that. My mind has settled a bit now. Taking the dog to Mueller for a walk around the pond. It like going through the stages of grief.
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