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MissingInAction

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  1. Half my friends are first generation Americans born of immigrants from all over the world. Amazingly some of those immigrants are trumpkins. Their kids not so much. I truly fear for them, and that alone is something no one should ever feel in this so called land of the free. I keep a copy of my birth certificate readily accessible just in case. My DL has a gold star on it. I'm sure it's just for travel reasons.
  2. Dude, believe me. It already is. That shit is a God damn religion. Whatever credibility that fuck nut had with nerds is gone.
  3. Looks like my MRI tech. Good thing I was dosed up while she strapped me onto the table.
  4. This place does not suffer fools. The moose out front should've told you.
  5. I want that inside me.
  6. He will be the reason we pick up an A list receiver or two in the portal. Maybe even a Popeyes employee.
  7. Blessed are the cheese makers.
  8. I could eat that in one bite. God damn that looks perfect.
  9. Not one has ever spit. Make a few humanitarian visits and you will understand.
  10. You haven't lived until you've had a gummer.
  11. I depend on these dip shits for job security. Bring em on!
  12. In the wise words of Metallica, fuck them all, fuck them, no ragrets.
  13. Anyone who doesn't get vaccinated is an outright idiot. Unless immunocompromised of course.
  14. I recommend Zoloft. My resting heart rate is 68 bpm after a year of therapy.
  15. I do not get boners when she jostles my junk, so I'd say negative.
  16. I'm getting the most out my premium on every visit. My doc is a tiny asian woman, and her hands are very cold.
  17. Well he's got upper management written all under him.
  18. I've had a few visits to the Dr recently, and I don't fill out any of that bullshit. If my balls are literally in your hands I'll answer whatever questions you have.
  19. Mild? Lol You're either one of us or you aren't.
  20. Were it not for my annual check up, my member would be very lonely.
  21. Legend. F the off-season.
  22. Our D line has been absolute beasts for a while now. Even during the walk through the desert.
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