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Blotto

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  1. https://www.kxan.com/investigations/austin-mortuary-employee-arrested-accused-of-experimenting-on-corpses/ It wasnt as bad as I feared before clicking on that link, but thats kind of fucked up.
  2. "let them eat cake Big Macs"
  3. Its not clear to me that these gigantic index moves both up and down are "trader led," not even close. Before news even is out for a few minutes, the market can spike 2% or more. That is 100% algorithmic trading with no person pushing the buy button. That kind of insane volume is coming from computers, and that in its own right is scary. Its not so much that computers don't understand the dysfunction as much as it is they don't fucking care. they are programmed to exploit the markets to make money. Thats it. The rest of us are along for the ride and don't influence shit. They don't give a fuck about your bundle of blue chips or your 401K. They would gladly dock your net worth by 50% if it adds a few bips to their profits. Just another example of this country selling out the individual to benefit the corporations.
  4. Who is implying that? I just thought some people might want to take a gander at the thiccness, thats all. If she can take Sharpe for $50M and get his ass off the air, it will be a win for all of humanity. he's a fucking tool.
  5. Thought I was in the Elon Musk thread for a second. Now that I think about it....
  6. For those interested in researching the facts before drawing a conclusion.... This is supposedly her insta page. https://www.instagram.com/sheiskarli/
  7. No country is entitled to global leadership. At all times, there will be others willing to inherit that role. This administration is doing everything in its power to ensure that other nations, traditional allies, got the message loud and clear. Fuck you, Pay us. Its a bold marketing strategy, lets see how it works out. Its the definition of FAFO.
  8. "teenage cum sommelier" Thats fucking amusing. It would be even more amusing if the dipshit they were referencing wasnt in charge of safe guarding the nation's health, but its still f'n funny.
  9. Bessent is a fucking tool. He was arguing a couple of weeks ago that tariffs weren't inflationary. Now he may or may not actually believe that, but anyone that puts their reputation on the line to defend any of Trump's economic bullshit can eat a big dick.
  10. I don't disagree with any of what she said, but the bigger question is why isnt this painfully obvious to everyone that steps in the voting booth. We are, as a populace, much too fucking stupid to ever pull out of this tailspin. Sure politicians can try and make those arguments, but he/she will be drowned out by the dipshits worried about trans-immigrants getting a leg up on their daughters in a 6th grade kickball league.
  11. Trump is negotiating against himself now, and every country knows it. 1.) Trump: "China must reach out to me to make a deal 2.) china does exactly nothing 3.) Trump: "tariffs are coming down, 145% is unsustainable" Yeah no shit, dumbass. No shit.
  12. They should start playing yakety-sax in the background.
  13. oof... Stock fluctuating around its closing price so far. That is one EXPENSIVE car company, but I guess you don't have many chances to buy into an automotive manufacturer with plummeting revenues/profits at a PE that might be well over 200 for this year's results.
  14. if its any consolation, they will probably both have moved onto another school by December.
  15. I guess I just disagree. Thats the beauty of the whole goddamn scam. Leaders of these organizations can fuck around, embezzle money, have affairs, maybe the occasional diddle, and all the believers fall in line once they turn on the water works and claim that their sky fairy has accepted their pleas for forgiveness. CEOs get fired all the time for shit that preachers just giggle about and keep raking in that sweet sweet rube money. Organized religion is a fucking cancer.
  16. What fucking planet do you live on, lulz.
  17. I think if there's one thing you love about the Iamaleava boys, its their commitment to the team
  18. Japorkie gonna Japorkie!
  19. A whole lotta people that never gave two shits about UCLA either way will be rooting for this slapdick to fail every week. LA has the "Bronny Effect" down.
  20. Another sleeper agent like Earley. CDC doesn't fuck around.
  21. Marrying alter boys? Progressive AF
  22. Does that dude head up the vatican's Office of Fresha Mozzarella?
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