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Blotto

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  1. I cant seem to give a single fuck about the NBA cup.
  2. Got another nice couple of slump busters (300+ in kenpom) before ticket prices jump up for conference matchups. Who the fuck is Le Moyne? I might pay $15 to see for myself, lulz.
  3. Saw this on a reddit thread clowning on him Fuck Toyota of North Nashville. We're family for life down here in midtown at Beaman Toyota!
  4. UGA really seems to specialize in recruiting players that are dumber than a pile of shit.
  5. Imagine not giving a single fuck about college football and attending JMU. College athletics is becoming a fucking sickness at this point. You have people taking at loans to pay JMU's athletic department ~$2.5K a year. Up to $10K in student dept for that shit. https://www.jmu.edu/ubo/student-accounts/rates-breakdown.shtml
  6. That's a lot of grift in one room.
  7. Ill be damned. I was trying to recall what those psycho eyes of hers reminded me of, and its ole kenny copeland.
  8. Blotto replied to ztejas's topic in Football
    Big loss indeed. He's been the most consistently entertaining guy playing in the league for awhile now. I'm a Broncos fan, so fuck the Chiefs, but I can't hate on Mahomes the player. That dude has been involved in some crazy fun games over the years, and he came out ahead more often than not.
  9. Fuck me. Led the league in scoring and my team was pretty stacked, but we purposefully keep the benches to 4 so you have to juggle shit during the season. I got cute and picked up Burrow as my backup 3 weeks ago. Shoulda stuck with Nix. Down 10.....he's got Jefferson, and Ive got Achane tomorrow. Look at the expert roster management. 87 pts on the bench from 4 guys, lulz
  10. Coby Bryant closes the game with an INT.....somewhere NowThis' vibrating butt plug just hit hyperdrive
  11. gonna need a gif of seahawk santa saying "fuck"
  12. And crushing capri suns in the dugout.
  13. this rams lions game is fucking awesome
  14. I can say with 100% certainty, Philip Rivers will never be my hero. Fuck that dork.
  15. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    The return of Fred Hoiberg. Still undefeated and picked up a good win last night @ illinois. This pbp guy cracks me up with this call.
  16. Bullshit. Beard had to bring in 9 players to field a team and I'd take that squad all day long over this years version. Odom was hired at UVA within 2 days of Miller this spring, and he brought in 10 players that kicked our squad's ass by 19 in Austin. It was a shit talent evaluation by Miller thinking we could play without anybody that even remotely resembles a point guard.
  17. You see, its what baby jesus would have wanted.
  18. we seemed to hang around that 8-12 pt deficit most of the second half, and then we were down 5 with about 4 mins to go and swain was shooting fts. he missed em both and they piled on a couple of threes in quick succession, and that was the end of it.
  19. Blotto replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Goddman this zona team just turned it to 11 and jumped out to a 16 pt lead in the second half. Lloyd has another squad this year.
  20. better than i expected, honestly.
  21. This team cant score enough against decent opponents to be so shitty on defense. Uconn gonna put up 90, we cant match that.
  22. Sweet. got home in time to turn on the game and see us with a 5-2 lead. I see our usual form is resurfacing.
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