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Blotto

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  1. "Do ya like Bailey's?" "Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
  2. It would make sense to highlight their post grad program.
  3. Knowing Auburn, some 2nd tier booster will hire a 3rd tier hitman at a truck stop, and it won't go well. Good. Fuck dilfer. I hope they have a different AD in place than the guy who hired the last couple of coaches. Also half of these idiot big 10 ADs are gonna spend their share of that $2b in the first couple of years firing coaches, and end up with nothing to show for it. What a shit show college athletics has become.
  4. Just ask them to crop out all the nutsacks before they send the photo.
  5. thats fucked up
  6. Ha. fuck Butker, gonna laugh when he gets cut.
  7. I worked at a foot locker like store in HS, and could get basically an unlimited number of free and cheap shoes, so I tried them all. I started wearing ASICs then and never stopped. I stopped running for exercise more than a decade ago, but I still buy ASICs running shoes because they are comfortable as fuck.
  8. If by "likely" you mean no fucking chance, I agree. Its no longer the stoops glory days. Here's how OU compares to Texas in PPG against 2022-23: Texas 21st, OU 90th 2023-24: Texas 12th, OU 41st 2024-25: Texas 2nd, OU 27th 2025 to date: Texas 2nd, OU 3rd Texas average 9.25, OU average 40.25 Kwiatkowski's been parking his nuts on Vegetable's chin pretty regularly since Brent returned to Norman.
  9. Adidas is in business to make money. How does shelling out $50M to replace a coach make them $50M plus $1? Penn State will run out every saturday wearing Adidas gear either way. I'll be surprised if there is any truth to that. It just doesnt make sense. Its not like PSU and Adidas are unique in that they are the only athletics partners with a 9 figure contract. Nike is paying us $250 million for a deal signed in 2015. How much money have they given Texas to get rid of Strong/Herman/RT?
  10. Rhule is an overrated dogshit coach. I encourage him to leave for PSU. It will simultaneously gut corn fans and fuck over PSU fans. The rare win/win.
  11. Thats sound like major bullshit to me. Whats in it for Adidas to pony up the majority of a $50M buyout? Its not like thats gonna help them sell $50M more shoes and merch.
  12. Its not just Penn State, its the entire conference... https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/46553869/big-ten-closes-2-billion-capital-agreement-vote-per-sources
  13. If you don't view that abortion of a loss as anything but a 500 Couric bed-shitting, I don't know what to tell you. Gators are 2-4 for fucks sake, with their other win being Long Island. Even if we somehow win out and sneak into the playoffs, I will still view that loss as a fucking disaster. There is no guarantee that our OU will even be considered a good win by the time the SEC runs a train on Vegetables.
  14. Morgantown would fucking melt down if he fucked them again, but sadly dickrod sucks so bad he will ultimately get fired by WVU before anyone else even thinks about that f'n retread.
  15. Fuck no. Let him walk. He just got a raise to $11M and shit the fucking bed.
  16. Tech smoked out their field with fireworks and shit.
  17. The total was set at 37.5 pts. Lulz at any wiscy fans that bet the over.
  18. I would guess anything over a couple dozen chromosomes would set you apart as a giant amongst your peers in Jordan Hare.
  19. Yup, same as the men. I think University presidents are excluded from the payoff pool.
  20. One thing PK does really well here is to make the Venables version of the Sooners gargle his cock and balls. He has now held them to zero touchdowns in 3 out of the last 4. Thats a pretty fucking impressive stat. You can win a lot of games doing that.
  21. Just relentless running. That sooner D is worn the fuck out.
  22. limpdicked it. story of our season
  23. oof....better make this Sark. Dont give them the spark
  24. longhornsScored.mp4
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