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Blotto

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  1. Both Scoggin and Tiede were morticians, go figure. I had a buddy whose family owned a funeral home in IL, and out of familial duty I guess, he attended mortuary school after he graduated from college. He said he figured conservatively over 50% of his classmates were future serial killer candidates. That was enough to turn him off the business and he chose an alternate career path. It was a running gag when we were out and about at the bars, that if we saw this dude talking to a chick, we would join the conversation and immediately start asking our buddy questions about mortuary school. We found it funnier than he did.
  2. Redundant post is redundant
  3. Its the surly way. But again, I beg your forgiveness. I will say ten "hail tay tays" before I tuck myself in this evening.
  4. my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me.
  5. Could be. I never really thought much about the guy unless it was FF related. Good for him if so.
  6. I'd be shocked if Kelce isnt a Trump guy.
  7. I'm sure he enjoys it immensely.
  8. A battery in a smoke detector needed changing as indicated by that telltale brain melting chirp. And for once it was at 12:45 PM rather than 3:30AM like the last 25 f'n times.
  9. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck that dude is trying to say. Apparently keeping a shitty coach around is the lynchpin to their plans to beat Texas? But nothing about the festering asshole of incompetence that is Texas A&M ever makes sense to me, honestly. So I'll just keep laughing at em.
  10. Sounds legit, I just need to figure out a way to leverage up about 8X before this thing takes off.
  11. If by "nowhere close to playing" you meant Beal playing the next game, you were correct. he might be a greater d-bag than he is a player.
  12. she's at best "Wednesday afternoon shift at Hooters and you drank 8 big beers" hot, but definitely not NFL all-pro hot. Goddamn Earl, get it together.
  13. you just have to know where to look. they are usually over by the power tools.
  14. I can never get over how much she resembles an inflatable fuck doll you might find in the clearance bin at a Dollar General.
  15. Introducing the latest Batman villain.....The Diddler. Dude is creepy looking AF.
  16. And then buy him a subscription to brazzers so he can perfect his craft using either hand.
  17. Is that vapid cunt putting her top-dollar milk wagons on display today, or nah? I need to know how attuned to the proceedings I should be.
  18. I'm certainly not predicting it, but never underestimate the nefarious influence exerted by the "big souvenir cup" industry. Their 4th qtr numbers are riding on that game.
  19. Exactly. A repeat of last season where aggy pisses in Kelly's corn flakes at the end of season would be glorious. Those stupid fucks cant help but convince themselves Jimbo's finally putting it all together. At that point, they can covid their way out of another bowl game to avoid a momentum crushing loss heading into next season, and away we go...
  20. I think you mean "pretending he invented things"
  21. About the only time I watch CNN anymore is on election nights, and the ads tell you all you need to know about their viewership. Its all pharma shit for olds, financial products for olds, cpap ads etc.. I dont know that I have noticed an ad yet that is targeted at the younger demographics. Its ridiculous, really.
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