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RDCanecutter

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  1. The Founding Fathers would have murdered his Hessian ass on Christmas Eve.
  2. Shit, I can't afford NOT to get one. It'd be cooler if it came with a bus driver hat, and I could pick up tips opening doors.
  3. TxTow missing his one chance to make it all right.
  4. I'll be your rhyming attorney. You'll never be strapped to the gurney.
  5. Well in local news the blood sugar finally got down to 120 today. Still too high, but after the 400s and 500s I'll call it a win by a field goal. I've been good, no carbs, but I'd do time for a dinner roll.
  6. If I were to do the complete RDCanecutter-in-1978 remake, I'd need the shoes, jeans with the knees knocked out, hippy brass belt buckle in shape of guitar, moldy flannel shirt, and lush Warren-Zevon-ish haircut meticulously parted in the middle. The part in the middle is now the width of my head.
  7. How did you get in my house, and why are you selling my chair?
  8. By any chance are you familiar with those buckskin shoes with crepe rubber soles that were popular in the 70s? I had a pair, and when they got wet the leather hardened up in weird shapes and the sole eventually peeled off. Smelled like wet gym sock from then on. I don't know what happened to my old pair, but if one of them showed up in 2024, I'd vote for it over any R.
  9. I'm guessing she doesn't know about the sun or the moon, but she is genius-level on where the bodies are buried.
  10. Cool stuff. German and Italian still have different dialects every few miles (Not implying that Luxembourg is German-- let's call it Holy Roman Empire) unlike the French, who have been doing their best to murder all their dialects. To my untrained ear it reminds me of Schwabisch or Alsatian. Probably wrong though. Moien.
  11. As a simple Medieval Knight, I'm gonna need some concrete examples to understand any of this.
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