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Tex Long

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  1. I'd say Catch 18, but my publisher might have different numbers in mind.
  2. And I honestly don't give a fuck.
  3. AI IS THE MAGIC 8-BALL OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
  4. Ten per cent losses per raid. No problem, fifty-fifty odds you make six, and you only need 25 to go home for a while.
  5. We may have found South Austin's step-dad.
  6. It's still a bit puzzling that an obviously still-limited Ewers was seen by Sark as the better choice over Manning. At least, we suppose that's the case, although there is an under-current of some sort of "loyalty" to the starter, and/or a long-term message for future recruits. It seemed like the rest of the team tended to pick up steam when Arch entered the game, which I wouldn't think would have happened if their practice snaps had been less than inspirational. The fact is, of course, Sark stuck with the starter. Some question whether that was best for the team. Ask Saban, right?
  7. Just looking at this thing sets off my claustrophobia alarm. Might take a little bigger hit of Valium whenever I have to hit the MRI shop next.
  8. Glop has long been the preferred label for a variety of meal staples. Now, thanks to this thread, we're going to have to rename it Pre-Glop.
  9. Wait until the Russkies offer to split Poland with them before you set that in stone. No CR, real History....
  10. You should switch to a Beretta and a minimal shoulder holster.
  11. This story may have an over built into it, judging from the amount of stupidity shown in just the first few sentences.
  12. Careful... this may not be the right comparison... Just sayin'
  13. I, for one, am pleased at this. I couldn't give a fuck about Syracuse, so young Mr. Cook being there means I can watch their games and gain some understanding of What Could Have Been if he hadn't shit in his own britches in Austin and Seattle. Good luck to him, better luck to us.
  14. I was under the impression that the term 'Hail Mary' came into existence when Doug Flutie hit the winning TD pass for the Biston College Fightin' Jesuits against Miami back in the early '80s. No?
  15. Who's pushing this cap? What is its actual intended purpose? The more we see shit like this, the more obvious it becomes that the real endgame here is to have the Big Minor League, NFL Feeder League, thirty or sixty-some schools step out on their own. I mean, fuck it, let's have an expense cap for every phase - coaches, players, facilities, bands, cheerleaders, pom squads. And what about the actual "student" part? Shouldn't we have limits as well? We say we do, but we need testing and enforcement to verify the rates and depths of academic achievement. We know where to go with this matter. Bring on the Prime League. Let the Good Times roll.
  16. My experience, it means 1:45.
  17. B17 Ball Turret Gun Yeah, No. I believe I'll just fly the 'plane, thanks anyway.
  18. You are aware that 'Idiocracy' was Pre-Documentary, not Drama... Yes?
  19. April babies conceived in July. Maybe some hate fuck in there somewhere? Come November, oops, pregnant... reconciliation starts.
  20. You're selling Mind's-Eye Bleach, aren't you?
  21. Movie-maker talk in the an Archman thread not going away. Maybe move it to a the Belichick thread, and show some love for John Waters?
  22. Remains o be seen, but if he's still on the team come fall, it's prolly a Talking Head toss-up between "Who?" and "Is that the guy who...?"
  23. None of the above. I want to be 2025-26 Texas and I want to score touchdowns in the Red Zone at a better rate.
  24. Seems like it could be in Jimbo's futurre... minus the mermaid, of course.
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