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Tex Long

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  1. "Smu sold foam sabers. They were called Saggy Aggie Sabers. I miss the Southwest Conference." Saggy Aggy Saber needs to come back. Where's the Surly with the Foam Shop?
  2. Canaries fucking looooove hemp seed. Fatten 'em up, break out the shishkabob set... mmmmm-mmmm! Ortolans got nothin' on crispy canaries...
  3. Children, what's that sound?
  4. You've spelt "wymyn" incorrectly.
  5. The original phrasing from that ad is one of the all-time best low-key brain worms.
  6. Been petty obvious from some of his scrawlings for a good long while. Prolly you saw it, but didn't notice it. Surly motto material, right there.
  7. Gotta say it, no lie, Monkey Scrotum is a damned fine click-bait name for a band.
  8. If you take a nice, long hot shower, thoroughly scrubbing every nook and cranny of your body, then dry yourself with a nice clean towel... why is that towel now "dirty"?
  9. No, wasn't he Archie Manning's roommate?
  10. True, but Arch has better hair.
  11. Truth be told, A fat, balding, has-been loser, passed out by the dumpsters behind The Chicken is absolutely perfect as a description of the average online aggy. Maybe it's a little too long, but that in itself is a description of said aggys' attempts at prose.
  12. Meaty Nipple denial combined with gender discriminance seems like a Surly Thing.
  13. I'd buy a ticket to the next Meaty Nipple concert.
  14. I'll take that as a "Yep"...
  15. No, he's a professor, just apparently not a Professor.
  16. Gonna need annual additional 2-year extensions.
  17. It's 0940 and aggy still Furks.
  18. Anybody ever tell you that you sound a lot like Trev Alberts?
  19. This thread is for Holy Shit, not No Shit.
  20. Did not laugh. Hits waaaayyyyy too close.
  21. Mandel is the answer. Dunno about actual crack, but substantially similar results.
  22. TIL that after a 4 year old from Nebraska was declared brain dead in 1983, doctors kept his body "alive" for more than 20 years. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5102206/ That boy is runored to be a 2005 graduate of Texas A&M.
  23. It's not just any vagina smell.
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