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Paco

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  1. *were
  2. My back side is real, and it's magnificent
  3. Big Shirley had bath today, inside and out. I've only done a couple cooks on her since the plague started, but we're cooking for a couple graduations so she got some TLC. Next weekend we're gonna sand and refinish the bar and countertop on the side of the trailer. Then in the fall we're planning on insulating the firebox. And maybe an awning for the back side.
  4. That's a fancy fuckin name for a gas station
  5. Team fuck almond joy.
  6. Did Trixie ask how long the drive is?
  7. Are you in a cage
  8. Take the loss pussy
  9. I'm curious why the people in the water are idiots
  10. To be fair, it didn't look much different than that when it was open
  11. Oh Trixie!
  12. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY FAUCETS
  13. Jackie Chiles agrees
  14. I have heard from a reliable source that strippers get really pissed when you tip them with coupons. And, apparently, the correct response to this anger is not "well you're gonna be pissed tomorrow when you're paying full price at Chuck E Cheese". Or so I've heard.
  15. How long have you had it?
  16. Can I borrow your wife (again)?
  17. It's nothing like wormpacolypse a few years ago but it's still a pretty bad year for those fuckers
  18. "Steel Shank was a miracle!" - Jerry Jones
  19. How does it do with leaves? Mainly live oak and cedar elm, so small leaves, but a shit load.
  20. I think I'm sick of my polaris. Anybody run a robot cleaner?
  21. Those are irrigation wires. Probably for a zone that wasn't used. If all your zones come on don't worry about it. Red wires are for individual zone valves and the white is the common, so they won't be tied together except where they terminate at a valve. Also, do not use regular wire nuts underground. You have to use the blue ones that have waterproof jizz packed inside.
  22. "The affidavit says 21-year-old Luke David Armstrong sexually assaulted a 16-year-old after a party in south Austin in June 2018. He was 18 at the time." This is modern journalism.
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