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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Abbott is not what a princess lover ought to be.
  2. Looks like Zone of Interest will be winning Best Picture.
  3. Where? Hulu?
  4. Not a great episode, but I did appreciate the, "But Larry you came back for the finale, right?" comment about when Larry wrote for Seinfeld.
  5. Sorry we can't provide food for kids during the summer, because we're too busy making sure they don't have access to affordable health insurance. Fuck fuck fuck.
  6. You did that over there so we wouldn't have to do it here.
  7. Close, but here is the best scene in Casablanca and therefore in all of cinema:
  8. HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Dammit Apple TV. The sound on the broadcast keeps going in and out for me.
  9. I never realized that @Brisketexan has Trump-sized hands. Do you need two hands to hold a glass of water?
  10. Because his immigration status is not germane to this crime. If you were arrested for sucking cock for money, the headline would read "Houston man arrested in male prostitution sting." It would not be "Dumbass who tailors his Texans jerseys and is a racist POS arrested in male prostitution sting." All of those things are true, but not germane to the fact that you suck dick for drugs.
  11. No. It would be nothing but chaotic back-stabbing with front-page headlines in the NYT for months afterwards about how the Dems are disorganized and doomed to failure. Nope, dance with the one that brung you.
  12. I'm not exactly sure what happened, but I saw something on Pels twitter about Stephen A going off on Zion this morning for being fat, lazy, etc again.
  13. Somehow, I think they'll be fine. I'm not going to lose sleep worrying if State Farm can make enough profit to keep the lights on.
  14. Put me down as not happening just because the odds are so long. Winning in the playoffs is hard in any sport. It's a crap shoot where injuries and luck play a huge role. The NBA is probably better than most leagues (college and pro), because the "better team" usually ends up winning the title, but it's not guaranteed. With MJ, the Bulls would have been the clear favorites at the beginning of each of those playoffs, but that doesn't mean they would have won both.
  15. Ex in Canada? Riiiiight.
  16. How are you going to do that without a functioning cell phone? I don't have any hard copies of newspapers or magazines, so I am literally shit out of luck.
  17. And the bathroom lines for the LSU/UT game last time were insane. Plan accordingly.
  18. Rewatching season 3 now. "Yo, does the chair know that we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"
  19. They read. I read. Books, Jerry, they read books. Oh.
  20. Great episode. The whole "Oh, it's your father-in-law. I thought it was your father" conversation had me in tears.
  21. I saw her live and figured some degenerate on surly would screenshot it. Well done.
  22. If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.
  23. HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    New kit. I like it a lot.
  24. You sure? I have always been told that you are supposed to take it right into the zone of danger. Ride into the zone of danger.
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