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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Well, that's just, like your opinion, man.
  2. No, you're right. We'll stop posting pictures of disgusting hands/feet. Here's a little something to make you feel better. Although it could be slightly NSFW depending on how close to College Station you are.
  3. Holy shit, that was an amazing finale! You take one of the greatest dramas of all time (I say one of, because I still debate The Wire, Breaking Bad, and The Americans) and you add Jon F'n Bernthal. Fuck, that was an incredible ride.
  4. My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe he was an early riser and liked to pack in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago.
  5. Then we would end up with a bunch of 29 year olds with 11 inch dicks.
  6. I flew out at that same time last Friday. I got there at 7:30 and breezed through security. The line was long, but it was pre 9/11 screening so no taking off shoes, no taking laptops out of bags, and going through the old metal detectors. There was a bomb dog, but that was a quick process. Now obviously, past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results, but that was my experience.
  7. "There's nothing that dumbass could say that would surprise me." *watches video* "Fuck. I was wrong."
  8. I've never been there for a big match, but I can say it's a fun bar.
  9. She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes And points of her own, sittin' way up high Way up firm and high
  10. Oh those are incredible! So I know Richmond is basically a London suburb and I know there are several big soccer teams in London. But is there one particular team that's popular in actual Richmond?
  11. I assumed this research was published in "No Shit! Quarterly" along with other articles on how the sun will rise in the east tomorrow and HornOnTheBayou needs a fucking beer right now.
  12. Archeologists also found this painted on the temple walls. The inscription underneath roughly translates to "It's 9000 BC and OU still sucks"
  13. Just tell South Austin's mom to find a new parking lot. If she leaves, the truckers will leave.
  14. Mr. Kramer, he is an innocent primate. So am I!
  15. "It ain’t no fuckin ball park neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine. But you know touchin his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same ballpark. It ain’t even in the same league, it ain’t the same fuckin sport. Foot massages don’t mean shit." A fantastic line in a fantastic movie. But Mr. L. Jackson is wrong. I could go on about the importance of foot rubs, but this is neither the time nor the forum.
  16. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
  17. Orlando will have the following ailments in the next 20 minutes: cramps ankle injuries Covid Monkey Pox Vagina Sanditis DIsney Flu Feel free to add on.
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