Everything posted by HornOnTheBayou
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Abbott being Abbott
Abbott is not what a princess lover ought to be.
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2024 Oscar Nominees
Looks like Zone of Interest will be winning Best Picture.
- Shogun
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new Curb tonight, mofos
Not a great episode, but I did appreciate the, "But Larry you came back for the finale, right?" comment about when Larry wrote for Seinfeld.
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Abbott being Abbott
Sorry we can't provide food for kids during the summer, because we're too busy making sure they don't have access to affordable health insurance. Fuck fuck fuck.
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Ted - The Series
You did that over there so we wouldn't have to do it here.
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Greatest movie scenes ever
Close, but here is the best scene in Casablanca and therefore in all of cinema:
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Austin FC
Dammit Apple TV. The sound on the broadcast keeps going in and out for me.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I never realized that @Brisketexan has Trump-sized hands. Do you need two hands to hold a glass of water?
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Crime Feed: Recent Crimes in the News
Because his immigration status is not germane to this crime. If you were arrested for sucking cock for money, the headline would read "Houston man arrested in male prostitution sting." It would not be "Dumbass who tailors his Texans jerseys and is a racist POS arrested in male prostitution sting." All of those things are true, but not germane to the fact that you suck dick for drugs.
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Kamala Harris 2024 - If you've got something to say, say it to my face
No. It would be nothing but chaotic back-stabbing with front-page headlines in the NYT for months afterwards about how the Dems are disorganized and doomed to failure. Nope, dance with the one that brung you.
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NBA 2023-24
I'm not exactly sure what happened, but I saw something on Pels twitter about Stephen A going off on Zion this morning for being fat, lazy, etc again.
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Question for the Roofing Experts
Somehow, I think they'll be fine. I'm not going to lose sleep worrying if State Farm can make enough profit to keep the lights on.
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Would MJ have won 8 titles in a row
Put me down as not happening just because the odds are so long. Winning in the playoffs is hard in any sport. It's a crap shoot where injuries and luck play a huge role. The NBA is probably better than most leagues (college and pro), because the "better team" usually ends up winning the title, but it's not guaranteed. With MJ, the Bulls would have been the clear favorites at the beginning of each of those playoffs, but that doesn't mean they would have won both.
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MAGA Grifting Texts
Ex in Canada? Riiiiight.
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AT&T Wireless down
How are you going to do that without a functioning cell phone? I don't have any hard copies of newspapers or magazines, so I am literally shit out of luck.
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2024 Astros Foundation College Classic
And the bathroom lines for the LSU/UT game last time were insane. Plan accordingly.
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The Wire
Rewatching season 3 now. "Yo, does the chair know that we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"
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do you ever yearn?
They read. I read. Books, Jerry, they read books. Oh.
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new Curb tonight, mofos
Great episode. The whole "Oh, it's your father-in-law. I thought it was your father" conversation had me in tears.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- NBA 2023-24
I saw her live and figured some degenerate on surly would screenshot it. Well done.- 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.- Austin FC
New kit. I like it a lot.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
You sure? I have always been told that you are supposed to take it right into the zone of danger. Ride into the zone of danger. - NBA 2023-24
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