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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Just tell South Austin's mom to find a new parking lot. If she leaves, the truckers will leave.
  2. Mr. Kramer, he is an innocent primate. So am I!
  3. "It ain’t no fuckin ball park neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine. But you know touchin his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain’t the same ballpark. It ain’t even in the same league, it ain’t the same fuckin sport. Foot massages don’t mean shit." A fantastic line in a fantastic movie. But Mr. L. Jackson is wrong. I could go on about the importance of foot rubs, but this is neither the time nor the forum.
  4. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
  5. Orlando will have the following ailments in the next 20 minutes: cramps ankle injuries Covid Monkey Pox Vagina Sanditis DIsney Flu Feel free to add on.
  6. He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
  7. Sounds like you need to trade your kids in for two new ones.
  8. I guess we can go ahead and dismiss this story, because it comes from that liberal media outlet ... um ... Stars and Stripes
  9. One moment. I'm reading the most fascinating article on the most fascinating people of the year.
  10. Yes, a new era. No one ever complained about NBA players traveling until now.
  11. Nope, it just means he's better at car surfing to Beach Boys songs than I am.
  12. Since @RamjetFDO posted the Teen Wolff news first, he is Michael J Fox to my Jason Bateman.
  13. Stuver is back and Teen Wolff is starting. Interesting.
  14. Yep. If you do, you'll be feeling apoplectic.
  15. Wait until @ATexanAbroad gets to that scene. To this day, the greatest pair of tits these eyes have ever seen.
  16. Got it. Thanks for running everything!
  17. Yep, ztejas is right because he and I both got 45 points for this round since we picked Miami and Golden St correctly.
  18. Stream ESPN+ on your TV.
  19. You are aware that the Green Bay franchise has had a pretty decent history, right?
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