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Brisketexan

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  1. I mean, watching two billionaires buttfuck each other is an odd way to approach the month....but hey, love is love!
  2. Man....damn shame that Val Kilmer died....
  3. Real, practical education for jobs that exist, will continue to exist, and are really, really important: https://www.kvue.com/article/news/education/schools/pflugerville-isd-water-operator-license-tceq/269-53c40b64-ccdb-4542-b0e3-3cafe15619a9 Ask @Scheiss Meister - these are legit jobs. They are good jobs, providing both a valuable public service and a good living for a long career. No, you don't make "fuck you" money, but you make "I have a secure life and can provide for my family" money. People don't want to work in a factory turning screws on iPhones. But they can and should want real jobs like these. Stuff like this is how you help students, families, and our communities. It's not glamorous, doesn't make huge headlines, but it's how stuff really gets done, and gets better.
  4. There was no way Trump was ever going to tolerate Elon getting all that attention for long. There's only room for one God-King in Trumpland, and anyone who is even a remote threat of distracting from that has to fucking go. Sycophants only, please.
  5. Scorpion, frog, let them fight, all that stuff. But no worries -- they'll manage to inflict maximum damage on the rest of humanity as they have their petulant little bitch-boy fight.
  6. That guy is either: 1) a virgin 2) a dude who can only get hard if the girl is crying in fear 3) a dude who can only get hard if HE is crying in fear Or maybe all three. But the chances of him having a normal, healthy sex life are below zero.
  7. I measure success by one metric: the final result. It doesn't matter that the Tech pitcher intended to walk Reese Atwood....what matters is that she reached out and stroked a 2 RBI hit for the win. That's all that matters. The W. Don't care how it happened or who gets credit.
  8. Sorry, I only buy treatments approved by the "A#1 Top Board of Medicine." Everyone knows the Chief Medical Board is a bunch of charlatans. A#1 Top Board of Medicine for life!
  9. I presumed they communicated by sending up puffs of smoke from skinny cigarettes and saying inappropriate - yet wildly effective - flirtatious comments at passing women.
  10. "Chilean's just another word for messican. She had it coming, she shouldn't be here." This applies to anyone with a dirty messican name who has the temerity to be in OUR country. Tourist, green card, student, citizen - they should go be all messican somewhere else.
  11. Best family inappropriate group laugh ever. We dropped the boy off at uni in the UK literally the night that Queen Elizabeth died. The next day, everything in the country was set up for full mourning. I mean, EVERYTHING. Including these: You could be silent for a moment in mourning for the monarch, then boop her nose to clear the screen, and order your filet o fish as usual.
  12. Roshel Roshel, designing armored vehicles that can drive an offensive from Milan to Minsk?
  13. Look, they're all brown. That's enough evidence, case closed, ship em to a gulag.
  14. Way to call for a "final solution," asshole. There will be like 17 Americans left after that.
  15. The legal premise is that it is involuntary manslaughter to....let your 7 year old cross a street with his 10 year old sibling supervising/holding his hand. That's it. That's the legal factual scenario. That's so breathtakingly asinine and stupid, I really don't know where to start. Yeah, we Gen X types have all those stories, but FFS, we did similar with our kids. At age 7 or so, they were crossing the PCH with their 10 yr old cousins. They were taught to cross at crosswalks and use the signal. Now, might they have disregarded that and crossed in between? I don't know, I wasn't watching them do it. But Jesus, it's not criminal to let a kid cross the street. The icing on the cake? A fucking $1.5 million bond. What the fuck? Are these people a fucking flight risk? For a crime that LITERALLY doesn't even have intent as an element? This country fucking sucks.
  16. I cut her slack for a lot longer than I should have because I am a simple, lizard-brained man who is a sucker for chesty women. But goddammit, she's blown past my affinity for boobage. She's a contemptible piece of trash. Still kinda wanna see 'em, though.
  17. There is nothing -- not a single thing -- in 2025 that doesn't come back to "oh.....so it's a grift." We've made snake oil great again. Buy your spike protein detox with Trump coin crypto today! And get a special coupon for Jim Baker food survival buckets when you order!
  18. Sigh.....this promises to be a cruel summer.
  19. I have similar audio of me after red beans and rice night.
  20. Bolded etc. for emphasis. There are two options. And only two options. The argument of "but it's a waste of time to give guilty people due process" begs the question....it assumes that guilt (a term that can only be applied AFTER a procedure to determine same) applies. Applying due process to people who 99% of us know will eventually be adjudicated guilty, not entitled to asylum, what have you, is what tells us that due process is available for THE REST OF US. If you say "well, but no due process for guilty people," and then allow an extra-judicial determination of guilt to make that dividing line....then you've just ended due process. For everyone. Because I, local director of an ICE office, just decided that Chicken Sandwich is a member of Tren de Aragua, or he doesn't like jews, or he eats funny-sounding foreign foods, and therefore he has no legal status in the US. What's that, Chicken Sandwich says "wait! I'm a US citizen, let me prove it!"? Fuck that, that's just what the terrorist gang members want, to gum up our system with their bullshit defenses. Onto the plane you go, non-stop to El Salvador, terrorist! Chicken Sandwich wants it skipped. Because when we "know" someone is guilty/not entitled to asylum, we can skip all that law and rights and shit. Of course, I know that Chicken Sandwich is a secret member of Tren de Aragua. His name and ID? Those are all fake, a ruse to allow him to infiltrate our beloved country and commit his terrorist acts of depravity. I am protecting us all when I nab him, shove him in the back of a van, and have him on a flight to El Salvador to rot in prison that same day. Why should he get any chance to prove his claims of US citizenship? Why are you siding with a terrorist gang member?
  21. Yall should listen. Hornian invented the rib and narbecue.
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