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Brisketexan

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  1. If y’all are bucking to get on my writing team….its working.
  2. We’re going to end up with an XDefense systems fighter designed by Grok.
  3. Until he talks so much shit that he talks himself into a corner where he has no choice but to act. Sure, ignore the threat like you’ve ignored all the others that have actually come to pass. That seems wise.
  4. Yes, but this time, we’re going to get Rebecca having lots of explicit hot sex. I mean, if they hire me as a script doctor.
  5. We agree that the deciding factor is the military - loyalty to the constitution and telegraphed warnings to admin insiders of “don’t order us to do this, you won’t like how it goes,” including communications they are already having with their counterparts in Canada and the UK. You don’t spout the kind of belligerent rhetoric Trump is spouting WITHOUT intending to invade.
  6. You have to like them. And worship them. What you don’t have to do is FOLLOW them. Because they literally worship as a god a man who violates “thou shall not bear false witness” 1,000 times a day. They’re done with elevating that man to the highest position on earth. They only care about the commandment of “don’t be gay.” Which, you know…isn’t a commandment. If it is a commandment, they don’t care. If it isn’t a commandment, they must reshape society itself to enforce that edict. Makes perfect theological sense.
  7. Brisketexan

    LBGTQ

    I mean…this is the thing: this is what Texas is doing. But….WHY? There’s no actual policy reason for it, other than than to be mean dicks. Our entire national convening ethos is “good government is performative bullshit showing you mean you can be to out groups.” The mean assholery is the entire purpose, point, and mission. Well, not the whole thing - my bad. In cases of economic dickishness to our groups, the purpose is ALSO funneling more money and power to billionaires. But it all comes back to just being dicks.
  8. Man…can you IMAGINE if this “Christian Nation” actually exposed our children to the centerpieces of actual Christianity (that is, from the New Testament)? Things like the Great Commandment, and its plain directive to “love your neighbor as yourself?” Things like Matthew 25:31-40, plainly telling followers to feed and clothe and shelter the poor? Things like the Beatitudes - blessed are the poor and such? Gosh, imagine THAT. These people have no interest in having the US be a Christian Nation. They want it to be an Authoritarian nation that uses “but we’re Christian” as a shield from accountability or criticism. In other words…the exact play of the Antichrist as expressly warned about in the scripture they claim to know so well and that they insist is inerrant. If it is indeed inerrant, then they are indeed in league with the Antichrist. How bout them apples?
  9. They're going to do that anyway. They'll blame the Dems, with no basis in reality. It will work. Because America's greatest, most limitless natural resource, is stupidity.
  10. Everyone knows what the ultimate answer is. Everyone is just afraid to say it.
  11. Fuck. There goes my idea for circumventing all gun laws by offering a Glock as a pizza topping.
  12. Until they go full January 6th X100....it's all just noise. The regime has told the people there is only one way to stop them, and is openly daring the people to do it. That's the play. They figure that their appetite for blood is greater than that of the American people. They're probably right.
  13. Shit, what do you do with all the Canadians living here in the US, and vice versa? And for that matter, Canada is in the commonwealth. What does the UK do if the US attacks Canada? By the way, that's my one real hope of averting such a stupid move: UK military officials having conversations with their American counterparts about how disastrous it would be for the UK and the US to got to war....and we WOULD have to go to war. Remember, the UK will follow its duties/obligations over a cliff when it comes to entering a war. And yes, I've already had conversations with my American children living abroad in the UK about contingency plans if the war happens. Again, this is so beyond stupid, it can't be measured by any instrument humanity has devised.
  14. I hear that's what happens after you hook up with the wrong Tech coed and don't get penicillin in time.
  15. Our Democrats would never do that. Too close to a dirty word. The closest we'd get is "I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss." Nope, wait, scratch that - that's kinda homophobic. Maybe "I'm looking for a Hugh Jass. Has anyone seen a Hugh Jass?"
  16. BUT BRAYDEN HAS MAJOR LEAGUE TALENT! IT'S JUST THOSE UNFAIR PITCHES THEY ALLOWED FROM THE OTHER TEAMS, WHAT WITH ALL THEIR CURVE BALLS! IF YOU WOULD JUST THROW HIM FAST BALLS, YOU'D SEE HOW HE'S A FUTURE HALL-OF-FAMER! [All of this is shouted from out the window of a shiny jacked up F-350 that has never gone farther off-road than hitting a pothole in an Applebee's parking lot one time]
  17. That was my counterpoint. We get an insurgency. We get counter-strikes in the US. And, we may well get at least partial mutiny within US military units, as well as possible outright secession of US states that are not willing to go along with such bullshit. Not inconceivable to see the West Coast go. Hawaii could be interesting as well.
  18. Oh, and just chatting with a friend who is an international relations expert, and something of a gov't insider. He puts the chances of war with Canada and an invasion of Greenland at the level of "near-certainty." He's not wrong. Buckle up. We're about to go invadin' ERRBODY.
  19. He's not even approaching for the purpose of actually cutting ANYTHING that's actually wasteful. He is engaged in performative bullshittery to cause maximum chaos, because when there's maximum chaos: Nothing he does is complex. Nothing. They are straight-up-the-middle running plays, exactly as laid out in the fascist playbook. - Do performative shit to get praise from the idiot masses. - Cause massive chaos and destruction in doing so. - In the midst of the chaos and dust, grift, rob, and steal.
  20. No argument on any of that point. Europe whistled past the graveyard hoping their greatest threat....wouldn't be their greatest threat. Although it also helps that Russia fully bought and paid for some key European leadership...Gerhard Schroder's deep "personal friendship" with Putin (I mean....pay me $1 million a year like Putin paid Gerhard, and hell.....I could be a friend to you, too) helps a lot, for example. Russia does not have lots of cards. But they brilliantly played the ones they had (corruptible European leaders, naive Euro people, and a near-endless supply of cheap gas). Until they fucked up and went a bridge too far in Ukraine. That said, had the invasion gone as planned (and Ukraine and its government fell in a week).....it all would have kept working.
  21. Oh, I get the bowling pin effect. I just don't get the layout at the bottom -- there's a white semi in between the wrecked cars. And there are wrecked cars behind it. If the wrecking ball semi came through and scattered those cars, that makes sense. But how did what looks to be another intact truck end up between them all?
  22. Yeah. Until these assholes face much greater consequences, this is middle school fart jokes. Papa John's won't move the needle. Luigi will. Those are just true facts. Stupid that we're here, but here we are.
  23. Cool. How many of them are supporting and funding an ACTUAL NAZI, IN CONTROL OF THE US GOVERNMENT, TODAY? What's that? None of them? Yeah, fuck off, Tesla bros. Burn in hell with your nazi god.
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