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Brisketexan

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  1. TLDR: "Roll over and expose your belly."
  2. Well, we won't be doing a family trip to NYC after New Years this year. Daughter needs to be back in Germany by Sunday the 4th. Instead, we're heading down to Surfside Beach, staying at my parents' old beach house, and we'll go offshore to scatter their ashes. Maybe go fishing. Maybe eat some good fried shrimp at Lake Jackson Seafood. So, a lot like a trip to NYC, really.
  3. What a fucking giant snowflake pussy. That's really the common theme with all of these pathetic fucks: utterly think-skinned snowflake pussy-ass bitches, to the core of their being.
  4. Hey....didja hear he played football at Baylor?
  5. I'm the worst. It's true, everyone says so.
  6. Bingo. The Constitution of the USSR was incredibly robust in its declarations of rights, democratic norms, and limitations on the authority of the state. A Constitution is only as good as the willingness of those in power to abide by its limitations. The GQP has zero regard for any such limitations. So, quit fucking pretending they matter. The Rule of Law is never anything more than a mutual agreement, and once one side opts out of it, the agreement is completely dissolved.
  7. Seriously. Who knew that on the horseshoe, I'd end up meeting MAGA at point "contempt for all of humanity." We got there in different ways, but here we are, singing in harmony.
  8. This. The dominant voting demographic in this country is mouthbreathing morons. If you aren't speaking fluent mouthbreathing moron, you are wasting your fucking breath.
  9. That truly can't be ruled out. Because many of these dumbasses haven't grasped the difference between "performative" and "strategic." But...always expect the worst. In this timeline, you're rarely wrong.
  10. That's what a rational person would see and conclude. Fortunately, "rational people" in this country are rarer than albino ice jaguars.
  11. Maybe he got him mixed up with that other illustrious figure, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington?
  12. That is one of the all-time most irrelevant questions. They don't have to give a shit whether a +10 blue district shoots up to +20, who cares? It's any competitive or at-risk district that matters. AND, it also matters that we won't even see some of those votes for weeks or months -- they'll be tied up in machines that were "seized by the authorities [ICE] for investigation of electoral irregularities." You keep thinking in quaint terms of "votes" and "counting." That's not the game anymore, man.
  13. Dis you?
  14. Only gotta subdue the pinch points in swing districts/states, where Dem voters can make a difference.
  15. I mean, if it makes you feel better, he looked like a total doofus in those ads. So much so that my wife commented "wait....bitch ditched Pescado for THAT dude?" Wait....maybe that doesn't make you feel better.
  16. Never, ever forget this. One of the largest, best-funded military forces in the world has been built up in the past few months. It is intended entirely for deployment domestically. Against us.
  17. Oh my lord. Made chicken sauce piquant last night. Then, had a holiday lunch today with barbecue, deviled eggs, and various sides. And just now in my office.....I almost had to get up and leave, no smell like that should emanate from a living human.
  18. Oh, no my friend....he wasn't an HEB manager. Just a dude who worked the meat counter. And we call him "H-E-Buddy" around here. Right, @Pescado_Rojo?
  19. Yep. We actually stop in to Jason's for lunch on the weekend every now and then. And man, are you spot-on about the difference between their catering menu and their actual menu. The best fucking things on the menu are their muffaletta and their gumbo....and you can't get either on a goddamned catering tray. "Hey, we have an item that everyone loves, that we're most famous for. What's that? You want us to cater your meeting? Well fuck you, you sure as shit can't get the thing we're famous for!"
  20. He's a bible-thumping Trumpist Republican. The chance of him being involved in some sort of sexual wrongdoing is over 100%. Bingo. And who makes the decision as to what is "classified?" The executive branch. So, this is exactly what will happen. De-classify anything relating to a Dem in any way, classify every single word that's even adjacent to mentioning a Republican. Done deal. It's literally that easy. You could see an email where Epstein tells his gal "For this weekend, please procure 6 underage girls for the following men to fuck and utterly degrade: Republican name, Republican name, Republican name, Democrat name, Republican name, Democrat name. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
  21. I don't doubt that it can be done and is done....but...it's done by "states?" The fucking State of Wisconsin is not out there generating AI models (at least, not any models that are out there for public use -- I dunno if the Wisconsin Department of Laundry Services developed an in-house AI functionality for some system).
  22. "Art of the Deal" my ass. TACO.
  23. If you can make a lot of money selling tulip bulbs -- and have a way to exit your position/commitment before the tulip bulb market crashes -- go for it. I have an old buddy who has managed to make $30 million via his crypto company. I ultimately think that when the music stops, the enterprise won't be worth much. But he's made his money, and good for him.
  24. There is a surprising lingering belief that the old rules and systems still exist and apply. We are in a post-democracy order. Not failing, FAILED.
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