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    Bert!

    Whenever announcers start talking about a kicker's stats before a kick you just know he's about to miss one
  2. Herbstreit will be so excited I'll bet he gives birth to another dog
  3. Fuck this fucking loser ass talk shit. We're going to skullfuck these fucks
  4. Got at least a dozen warnings from my Apple watch about my excessive heart rate
  5. Bert and Elko should get together and market some designer mumus. Lots of money in the mumu market
  6. First season as fans of a SEC team and we've already got the hang of it
  7. Saw Hank Williams Jr. try to open for ZZ Top back in Beaumont in the early 2000s. He played a couple of acoustic songs then started cussing the audience, saying this wasn't his kind of crowd then he left. There were a couple of chicks talking to each other loudly in the front row so maybe that's what set him off. Other than that, no idea. Next Monday a buddy told me that after that Bocephus went to a hotel down the road and played in the lounge until after midnight for free. Wow
  8. I'd also add Boyd Holbrook as Johnny Cash
  9. Their reputation was that like James Brown or Jerry Lee Lewis in their primes you didn't want to have to gone on after them. Saw/heard them at the Erwin Center in '84 and that was the gospel truth. One of the best live shows I ever attended and I've seen a few
  10. He believed he fought in the Battle of the Alamo for the good guys and was reincarnated according to a Texas Monthly article years ago. He also replaced Peter Gabriel as a lead singer and could play the drums like a beast simultaneously and pull all kinds of hot ass in his prime. But he was no Gil Bang, mind you
  11. I can think of the ideal settlement offer but they might want to dig the corn and peanuts out of it first
  12. If this holds up someone please photoshop BYU's head coach with a cowboy hat, shades, thick gold chain, etc.
  13. Saw Nosferatu last night so this hits close to home
  14. Turns out we put razor wire on the wrong border
  15. I'm not sure I agree with you 100% on your police work there, Steamboat
  16. That and a butter knife
  17. IIRC he was critical of us about to cut bait with Charlie Strong, which he had plenty to say about. Meantime Saint Urban was knuckles deep in some waitress's ass on video and he didn't have much to say about that
  18. Johnny Paycheck at the local rodeo back in the late 90s. So fucked up he only made it through 3-4 songs, 2 of which were Take This Job and Shove It. Assaulted a stage hand with his cane then called it a night. Actually after further reflection that might have been the most allsomest show I ever witnessed
  19. They've activated the Barry Switzer light. It's sort of like the bat signal
  20. Both of these teams could fuck up a wet dream
  21. Based on the previews and opening credits I thought it was going to be black and white. Mostly dull shades of gray and brown though which is pretty much black and white. Then there's the scene in which the Harding's daughters are introduced. Looked like Willie Wonka compared to the rest of the movie. Thought that was interesting. Also really dug Dafoe's pipe. Gotta get one of those bad boys
  22. I usually just skip straight to the diarrhea. Saves time
  23. I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!
  24. Not too many years ago he'd go out of his way to shit on us even if there was a nice clean Buccee's stall readily available
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    Landman

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