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CooterBrown

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  1. We've already decided to buy everything new when we move to CO when our youngest graduates. The only thing I'll take with me is my record collection. Unless public schools are completely destroyed/banned this next session, we've got 7 years to go.
  2. NSFW Life Trigger warning. Guy stabs cop, guy takes a dozen rounds. It's oddly not graphic.
  3. I following some of the Instagram accounts for McCallum HS (my kid's school). One account posts all the kids attending college and their intended major. Easily 50% of the girls posted are headed out of state. Holy shit, if that's the general trend statewide. Good luck with those demographics, you future Texan incels.
  4. Karen's Kountry Kitchen was a real restaurant in Kyle. It was always amusing to see the name on the I-35 blue restaurant sign when driving past that shithole.
  5. Well, E3 doesn’t improve things. The direction is so horrible for the scene when Mother #1 uses the force against the two other ladies was so badly acted, I thought they filmed a dress rehearsal and accidentally put it in the final cut. Instead of FX pushes them back, they like stumble back like it’s a practice run. The wookie costume looks like it was bought at the Spirit of Halloween store. I kinda like the idea that different groups learned and mythologized The Force in different ways. That could be interesting. Maybe the Jedi were such fanatics they had to stamp out any users they found to be impure. But, the writers don’t know how to develop an interesting story around that idea.
  6. Someone gave me a bag of taco flavored Quest protein chips. Gotta say, they tasted a lot like the old Doritos taco chips. Not half bad.
  7. Who’s the moron that booked The Misfits at the Moody Center with $200 ticket prices? From the seat map it looks like they’ve sold 500 tickets so far. They should be at Mohawk or maybe Stubbs for $25.
  8. https://www.reddit.com/r/nope/s/LkPw4hOfRV
  9. Since corporate didn’t work with them at all, it makes me wonder if they’ll reopen 1-2 of them. It’s cheaper to get a turnkey theater that way than actually buying out your franchisee.
  10. It was a mistake to make the Jedi stoic monks. They’re boring AF. Luke had personality. Obi Wan had personality. Every Jedi since then has been milquetoast.
  11. E2. You know what Star Wars was missing? An obese Jedi. I do kinda want to see him fight. Hopefully he sticks around. This show has no budget and it shows. The sets are terrible. I don’t know what I think yet. It didn’t get any worse than E1 but it didn’t get any better. I guess if I don’t forget about in a week, I’ll watch the next episode. I fear this show will feed all the incel reviewers. It looks like when the first white male shows up he’ll be the big bad.
  12. Just finished E1. It’s average at best. The acting is terrible even for Star Wars. It feels like it was written by a high schooler. People loved Trinity so here’s Trinity in a Jedi robe and the fight scene is choreographed from a cut scene from The Matrix. Ugh. Let’s also give away the twist in the first 30 minutes because it sucks. Now to E2. I really hope it gets better otherwise I won’t make it to E3.
  13. Verboten Brewing Thawed Out. 7.1.
  14. If you’re gonna allow that reasoning, you must punish out of state travel for all healthcare. Don’t be a pussy, go full fascism and get it the fuck over with.
  15. TRVE Scorn Pale Ale. 9.1/10.
  16. Martin Van Buren Virgin Surgeon cums out in the fall.
  17. https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckaroundandfindout/s/DbcPjzR6ZT
  18. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I don’t understand the insistence of having Wolff take corners. My kid’s U13 team gets more lift on the ball than he does. Such a waste of set pieces.
  19. I ain't using a rubber with your wife regardless of her family business. Raw Dog Lyfe.
  20. Bloody violence, a nipple fetish, cannibalism, and light pedophilia. It’s fine.
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