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9 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

No shit. That’s a stupid idea too. She should read the room ain’t nobody doing that shit. I don’t give a fuck. Buncha fat dudes rubbing one out to your pic makes you feel good go for it I guess.

I’ve actually lost weight recently, thank you very much. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

But you’ll learn the two minute float amirite?

naw she can't kill me, she knows me, there's professionalism to consider here

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I don't care about firing Sark, but he does sound like he would be fun to party with 

I’ll challenge him to a shot game. Winner gets to fuck L’Oréal. I bet he has an upside pineapple in his front yard.
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Posted
1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

But you’ll learn the two minute float amirite?

It's too late man. And the only reason any floating is involved is the death blote. 

You seem like an okay person and I'm sorry to see you go.

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Posted
Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

Rare disagreement but the last 50 pages are a substantial amount of kink shaming 

look... kinks that you do on your own time? that's one thing

kinks that keep you from doing the job you were hired 8 figures to do? that's something else

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Posted
8 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Roots are too dark and wearing red means she’s batshit wnb.

Yeah, those are definitely factors that have kept me from sleeping with women in the past.

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Posted
1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

It's too late man. And the only reason any floating is involved is the death blote. 

You seem like an okay person and I'm sorry to see you go.

let's all pour one out for sramblyn... we hardly knew ye

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, those are definitely factors that have kept me from sleeping with women in the past.

Star Trek Bullshit GIF

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

It's too late man. And the only reason any floating is involved is the death blote. 

You seem like an okay person and I'm sorry to see you go.

My charming ways will land some other suffering fool in the waters of town lake plus I’m boring and in my wind down by 830pm and in bed by 10pm.  She’s got no chance with me, in every way that could be construed. 

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3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Rare disagreement but the last 50 pages are a substantial amount of kink shaming 

Hmmm Rimbo nailed it. We've absolutely been embracing our Soul Glow, DingSong and Sharpie kink. @scramblyn is hating a bit on my passion for bad rooted and bat shit crazy and one poster mocked me for my love of 1s but otherwise it's mostly kink and party getting in the way of Xs and Os that have been harshed in this thread.

Posted
8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’ve actually lost weight recently, thank you very much. 

Skinny masterbaiters are a bit less creepy, good for you.   

 

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Hmmm Rimbo nailed it. We've absolutely been embracing our Soul Glow, DingSong and Sharpie kink. @scramblyn is hating a bit on my passion for bad rooted and bat shit crazy and one poster mocked me for my love of 1s but otherwise it's mostly kink and party getting in the way of Xs and Os that have been harshed in this thread.

You do you I just prefer natural blondes. 

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We ready for the skinny pants, nut squeezing squat and the dazed and confused laced with a look of bewilderment from our vodka guzzling coach today or what ?

at least he’s got that hair cut going for him. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

We ready for the skinny pants, nut squeezing squat and the dazed and confused laced with a look of bewilderment from our vodka guzzling coach today or what ?

at least he’s got that hair cut going for him. 

That mother fucker uses the Flowbee in the backyard

Posted
1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

No shit. That’s a stupid idea too. She should read the room ain’t nobody doing that shit. I don’t give a fuck. Buncha fat dudes rubbing one out to your pic makes you feel good go for it I guess.

This board can at times be a creepy misogynist hell hole at times but that doesn’t mean I should hide bc people cannot handle I have a vagina I guess is how I look at it. I am proud of me. Even if I irritate the fuck out of the entire planet. lol. 😂 

Posted
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

This board can at times be a creepy misogynist hell hole at times but that doesn’t mean I should hide bc people cannot handle I have a vagina I guess is how I look at it. I am proud of me. Even if I irritate the fuck out of the entire planet. lol. 😂 

Woa woa I love it when you say the word

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This board can at times be a creepy misogynist hell hole at times but that doesn’t mean I should hide bc people cannot handle I have a vagina I guess is how I look at it. I am proud of me. Even if I irritate the fuck out of the entire planet. lol. 😂 

pics or it didn't happen

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, BlackCat said:

Nope. One of the times was in the middle of a tarrytown restuarant. Cant remember which one. A ton of people saw them. Its not a rumor at all, I'd bet my whole net worth it happened. 

I also know and have spoken on the topic many times with the guy who was pretty much Herman's toady in the facility. This is the guy who would "make his gatorades" (with vodka). He also ran at least one uber account for Herman and said Herman was going downtown regularly and leaving with women. I asked about Mrs. Herman and the guy said hes not sure of the dynamics but that she definitely knew about some of it and even bought Herman a prosty for his b day or their anniversary or something. You could make an incredible HBO show based on Hermans time at Texas. Guy was an animal. He went bonkers from Day 1. Cant remember which recruit it was but Herman showed up to their in home visit shitfaced. Just zero fucks given. 

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Posted

Some here seem to not understand that the Hollywood stars of our Ken Burns saga of this thread are doing voice over roles.

Let's give an example of how the series would go.

Peter Coyote narrates in episode 3 or 4 entitled "The Times That Try Threads Validity." The thread seemed to be in trouble as bickering between BurntEyes and WinningIsHard was dominating the thread. Some of their posts showing this are read by Tom Hanks as BurntEyes and Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard. Coyote then says that some posters are growing weary and challenge the worthiness of this thread. Examples of this are shown and read by whatever star is playing their part. 

Coyote picks up the narrative again and says, then a whimsical sobering post comes from David Dennison that seems to stem the tide. One of these posts read by Mandy Patinkin is done. Coyote continues another post comes from Nicole44 that sparks some new interest and Clair Danes face unseen reads that post. Coyote continues that out of nowhere a post about Luby's steadies the thread and gives it fresh legs. That first Luby's post is read by whoever is voicing that role. 

Now Coyote again picks up the narrative and opines that now the Night Crew comes in and throws a party consisting of Luby's material and music videos that seem to point at a deeper meaning. These posts are shown and voiced over by various celebrities as the posters. Coyote continues that as the Day Shift comes on Surly that they are both repulsed and amused at this and posts with celebrity voice overs show these posts. The episode ends with Coyote saying that the thread goes on for now. 

The credits roll as various song videos that posters cited are played. Then a promo for the next episode entitled, "These Are the Threads That Try Surly's Soul" is shown as various posters describe as voiced by celebrities the many sexscapades of players and staff at UT athletics and also doubt Nicole44's sources, that she looks like Clair Danes, and why she posts pictures of herself. 

Finally, we are again reminded that major funding for this series is provided by The Better Angels Society and Luby's Restaurant Corporation.


 

Posted
5 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Some here seem to not understand that the Hollywood stars of our Ken Burns saga of this thread are doing voice over roles.

 

At what point in the docuseries do they cover CTJ’s meltdown over the pass from Mc Jaggerson to Arch for the TD?

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6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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When I was a senior at Conroe High, he was a substitute teacher for us for like a week in the winter of '83 before he made it to the bigs. One day he brought Michael Downs in with him for the day. It was pretty cool seeing Davis play for the Astros after that. Good times. /csb.

ETA: Oh shit. I just realized none of that could've happened. Helo says all of us Astros fans are just tshirt fans, so I couldn't have been rooting for them back then. What was I thinking?

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Posted
4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I was hoping the sumbitch would retire to the OBX and stay gone, but he needs the limelight. 

Ridiculous

Yeah Fuck Mack Brown. Oh, shit. Have I said that before? Oh well. Fuck it. Fuck Mack Brown.

Posted
1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Dat’s Nicki IRL yo.

Hmmm nope. She and I have met. I may or may not have property on or close to Rainey street.

1 minute ago, wood said:

Yeah Fuck Mack Brown. Oh, shit. Have I said that before? Oh well. Fuck it. Fuck Mack Brown.

Can it really be said enough?

Posted
Just now, BurntEyes said:

Hmmm nope. She and I have met. I may or may not have property on or close to Rainey street.

Then it’s your momma. 

Or Steve-o’s side piece. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Hmmm nope. She and I have met. I may or may not have property on or close to Rainey street.

Can it really be said enough?

Nope.

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