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12 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Who do we want to replace Sark?

In no particular order, I got Saban, Smart, Day, Cignetti, Meyer, Swinney.

I'm not a betting man , but Swinney will never coach at Texas. He's a coach that doesn't believe in using the portal or NIL, I can't imagine he would ever be seriously considered.

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  • Quite a bit of gold from Page 1. Here's Steve's rebuttal:

  • I won’t have to. He’ll be forced out in 3-5 years.

  • Y'all are fucking pussies, and crying and blaming the coach because you're fucking idiot fuckfaces that have cognitive capacities similar to a fucking amoeba.  The fact is that Sark took a team w

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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

 It's exactly what I thought was wrong with the offense this year.

I was screaming when we were on offense all season at every sack, every wrong lineup, every negative run, every missed assignment and every dropped pass. You should have heard me: "SARK HAS TO BABYSIT THE DEFENSE AND HAS NO TIME TO CALL GREAT PLAYS, OR MAKE SURE THE RIGHT PLAYERS ARE IN THE GAME!!!! GET A HEAD COACH FOR THE DEFENSE SO HE CAN FOCUS ON THE OFFENSE!!!!!!! 😡

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Looks like he listened to you.  Flexing your insider status, I see.

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1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like he listened to you.  Flexing your insider status, I see.

;)

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7 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

i guess we're stuck then. i'm gonna buy a keg


 

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On 12/20/2025 at 9:17 AM, MrBig said:

I still think it’s a setup for Sark’s exit next year. We hire Muschamp for DC (when clearly offense was the problem) and everyone is overjoyed. Then when Sark leaves for the NFL next year and takes his butt buddies Flood and Banks with him, we won’t be left with our dicks in our hands because we have Coach Boom to step up and be the HC. Then everyone is overjoyed once again.

Think about it, if Sark has the same staff as 2025 and then leaves after 2026 taking everyone with him, we look like fools without having someone waiting in the wings to take over the way Muschamp can possibly do now. 

Who the fuck would be happy with Muschamp as HC? He's already been fired twice from SEC schools because in 8+ seasons he managed a 56-51 record. No reason Texas should be the third school to fire his ass. 

This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station.

Late. But what a fucking dumbass. Not the problem dipshit

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station.

In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. 

But if that happens the 2 separate threads will be inundated with this thread sucks posters. Conversely if we go full admin board and ban those stepping outside the lines the threads will slow to a crawl sans the this thread sucks posters. This thread sucks posters are the decimal point argument glue that holds this place together. What would we do without them. It's like trying to imagine social media without influencers and their amazing value. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. 

And we should have a.... Master Control Program, call it "MCP", to control the 2 Sark threads?  Lulz.

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On 12/21/2025 at 7:50 PM, Post Oak said:

This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station.

Can we build a fucking fence around it, kind of like Escape from New York?

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Can we build a fucking fence around it, kind of like Escape from New York?

 

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Delete post.

Ban user

 

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Delete post.

Ban user

The most intelligent thing posted here in weeks.

On 12/21/2025 at 7:48 PM, Blotto said:

Who the fuck would be happy with Muschamp as HC? He's already been fired twice from SEC schools because in 8+ seasons he managed a 56-51 record. No reason Texas should be the third school to fire his ass. 

Yeah. That was a weird take. Coach Boom would have filled one of the many open head coaching positions this year if he was all that as a head coach.

He is not.

On 12/21/2025 at 9:03 PM, Nicole44 said:

In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. 

Two separate threads about one person or team are not allowed here. You know better.

First, I can't believe I came back for this thread.

Second, I'm equally surprised someone actually suggested wanting Dabo.

That was me.

I made an incredibly stupid sarcastic post to match the incredibly stupid posting in this thread.

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