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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We had a party in college one time where we bought a shelled out 90’s Lincoln Continental and had it delivered to the house.   Set it up in the back yard and used the trunk as a cooler for that party, and then the next year or so worth of parties.   Paid $500 for it plus $100 for delivery.   Then got $500 for it in scrap about a year later.   Was like having a stationary Yeti, only $300 cheaper 

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Wow, totally forgot about the 454ss truck back in the 90s.

Quick Google, 230 hp. My 6.2L chevy truck is nearly double. The current 6 cylinder engines put out more than 230 in half tons.

It's amazing how that truck 30 years ago was called a muscle car/truck.
First class has actual beds now.  Mr. Pretzel is in coach.
Not domestic first.
14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Wow, totally forgot about the 454ss truck back in the 90s.

Quick Google, 230 hp. My 6.2L chevy truck is nearly double. The current 6 cylinder engines put out more than 230 in half tons.

It's amazing how that truck 30 years ago was called a muscle car/truck.

That is not one, it is made to look like it. Only a Mexican dude would do that, check out all of the Modelos. The truck in the picture is a 80’s and those trucks were only made from 90-93 I believe. 

6 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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Ahhh yes.  The Palatka Lean.  That one is one of the more pronounced of the variety.  I was introduced to this phenomenon during a recent trip to Northeast Florida.  

7 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Ahhh yes.  The Palatka Lean.  That one is one of the more pronounced of the variety.  I was introduced to this phenomenon during a recent trip to Northeast Florida.  

also called The Carolina Squat or "bulldoggin' ".......it should be called "meth smoker alert" or "meth infested area please exit immediately"

On 3/13/2021 at 10:10 PM, Lobo said:

I got the recipe from "Ladies Home Journal."  The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together.  But what I couldn't read, I just improvised with my own little creative ideas.  You see, it's got raisins in it.  You like raisins?  

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Wow, totally forgot about the 454ss truck back in the 90s.

Quick Google, 230 hp. My 6.2L chevy truck is nearly double. The current 6 cylinder engines put out more than 230 in half tons.

It's amazing how that truck 30 years ago was called a muscle car/truck.
That's amazing. Probably got about 8 mpg too.
20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Interview with Big Tony

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That sucked, he must've been really fucked up. 

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I play fortnite periodically and can confirm it’s better game than goldeneye 007. A lot better

Yea yea back in 1997, it got no better than mt dew, doritos, golden gun, 3 other friends and rumble packs. It was a blast to play, at the time. But I went to a 007 party about 5 years ago with some friends. 007 lasted about 20 minutes until Mario kart took over and we started placing bets on who’d win the balloon thing
5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

But I went to a 007 party about 5 years ago with some friends. 007 lasted about 20 minutes until Mario kart took over and we started placing bets on who’d win the balloon thing

We all want to party with you, cowboy.

6 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

until Mario kart took over and we started placing bets on who’d win the balloon thing

against futureman in the mushroom cup, everyone in the world is in a fight for 2nd place. 

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James Evans: Florida, I found this winning lottery ticket for $100,000. We made it baby!
Florida Evans: James, that's not our blessing. That belongs to someone else. Now take it to the police station. Maybe someone will claim it.
James: I'll drop it off when I leave my second job on my way to my third job.
Florida: That's the man I know and love. I'll be here sitting on my azz waiting for you to get home.
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We invited you didn’t we?

I had to wash the dog that night.

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That totally happened I bet!

The cashier's name was none other than Albert Einstein!!

Am I the only one who wants to know why Sikes has 8 of those carts?  Kinda creepy.

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You don’t gots to have no genius IQ to see the ho in the first pic wants it more. Flashing that titty cleavage. Get you some Cleavon.
9 hours ago, Crapinon said:

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It's Uma Thurman shitting in "Kill Bill, Vol. 1" on the left and on the right, Uma Thurman shitting in "Kill Bill, Vol. 2" 

What do I win? 

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