August 31, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, ztejas said: That money should help you put your life back together after you get stabbed and carjacked. I think you missed the joke.
September 1, 20214 yr With all the hilarity we get from you in the "Wives" & "Doomlet" posts, this coffee experimentation one is top 3 for making me genuinely LoL.
September 1, 20214 yr 18 hours ago, Born Burnt said: Do you enjoy living alone? The fuck makes you think I love alone? Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? You got to be a man, at some point
September 1, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: No big deal, doesn't everyone have one in their freezer?
September 1, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, SKJ said: The fuck makes you think I love alone? Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? You got to be a man, at some point I said "living alone," not "love alone." But that's cool. I don't judge.
September 1, 20214 yr Author You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?
September 1, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said: You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life? I actually know people who should do this.
September 1, 20214 yr Re coffee misadventures, I know this old hippie / shaman type whose done just about every drug on earth...The guy is an extreme genius and also an extreme casualty of psychedelic drugs -- he lives in a shed behind an antique store. Anyway, here is his disastrous coffee enema story. It starts with him talking about how he fasts a day or two each week...He was at some yoga class: One lady affirmed to her friend that the benefits of her fasting had been wonderfully enhanced by taking a ‘coffee enema’ at the conclusion of the fast.... I listened with curious interest...But, ignorantly, asked no questions and did no research ( this was before we all had computers in our pockets )... I happened to be finishing a fast that very next day....and resolved to give coffee a try... The punch-line here, and the startling/hilarious/pathetic denouement of my youthful ignorance lies in the fact that ALL the benefits of the coffee can be had with merely 1 or 2 TABLESPOONS of coffee mixed-in with A HALF-GALLON of water.... Not having ‘bothered’ to learn/inform myself of that simple fact.....the next morning, I ran 9 CUPS of percolated Seaport up my butt!...( I DID allow it to cool-down to body-temperature before ‘using’ it ).... Every caffeine-addict knows that Seaport is tantamount to legal-Speed...and that butt-hose was the WORST form of ‘shooting-up’.... It was easily the MOST disgusting physiological experience that I have ever had....It was full-throttle rip-shit for about 12 hours, and I could feel the effects of it for an entire week....
September 1, 20214 yr You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?Lots of people should do this.
September 1, 20214 yr Author Lots of people should do this. I don't get how an app or website gets in the way of your life, though. And the fact you need to announce it as well. Just do it.
September 1, 20214 yr 59 minutes ago, tbone_ said: By “should do this” I really meant “quit being fucking stupid”. do you feel like you’re capable of that?
September 1, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, futureman said: holy shit. where did that come from? Do you see the price per pound!! I bet he got that at Tom Thumb. I mean, I bet that is Tom's Thumb.
September 1, 20214 yr Hope he’s not going highway speeds. Every vehicle on the road is gonna need a new windshield.
September 1, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, purplepride95 said: Actually a pretty good idea to foil purse snatchers.
September 1, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: Looks like they bought it at the store, so it's OK.
September 3, 20214 yr Author These have always been stupid. Just ask what tv show or movie people have watched
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