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3 kids with 3 different dads isn't enough. I need a 4th with a 4th different dad!

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3 kids with 3 different dads isn't enough. I need a 4th with a 4th different dad!

I feel like me being exposed to Vic Mackey’s Facebook friends should be touted as the desired result of the diversity the 10% rule was supposed to create.

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

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Swap out Altimas with Dodge Chargers and Challengers.

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23 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Oh boo fucking hoo. 

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The shirt, the jeans, the truck - it's like this dude is a 1:2 scale mannequin dropped into 1:1 real life.

I want to see more from this country dwarf philosopher.

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2 hours ago, smuggs said:

The shirt, the jeans, the truck - it's like this dude is a 1:2 scale mannequin dropped into 1:1 real life.

I want to see more from this country dwarf philosopher.

I have posted him a few times. He is from Oklahoma, now resides in Texas and an OU fan

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Use to hate it. Now my kids have to endure it. I expect my son to remember his 4U t-ball coach.

Extremely solid page. + rep contributors. 

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have posted him a few times. He is from Oklahoma, now resides in Texas and an OU fan

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"These tats tell a story. My story."

scans horizon while opening beer.

15 minutes ago, smuggs said:

"These tats tell a story. My story."

scans horizon while opening beer.

And that story, true to the thread title, is that he is a dumbass. 

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Yep. ‘Twas us last week trying to get a duplicate title. 3 trips to 2 DMVs in 2 states in 90min
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This happened at my kid’s school.

The mom is a pharmacist whose pharmacy on the east side did a safe sex event on Thursday. They gave away Easter eggs with condoms in them. She put the leftovers in the trunk. Later at school pickup, she was dressed as the Easter bunny handing out Easter eggs with candy. As the supply was running low, she told her husband to go get the extra eggs from the backseat. He popped the trunk instead and grabbed the wrong bag.
The shirt, the jeans, the truck - it's like this dude is a 1:2 scale mannequin dropped into 1:1 real life.
I want to see more from this country dwarf philosopher.

Somebody tell him that he doesn’t have to buy 32” inseam jeans. 28” is available online.

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