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On 10/4/2024 at 3:53 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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First of all, why is an unemployed person living with you? In my house everyone works. If you don’t have money for rent or pay the bills you’re responsible for them out you go. I don’t care if you have nowhere else to go. 
 

Wht kind of shithead thinks they can live somewhere for free? 

First of all, why is an unemployed person living with you? In my house everyone works. If you don’t have money for rent or pay the bills you’re responsible for them out you go. I don’t care if you have nowhere else to go. 
 
Wht kind of shithead thinks they can live somewhere for free? 

I’d suggest that “women built like that gal” think that.
And they ain’t wrong.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I’d suggest that “women built like that gal” think that.
And they ain’t wrong.

Do you want that sandwich toasted or not? 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

First of all, why is an unemployed person living with you? In my house everyone works. If you don’t have money for rent or pay the bills you’re responsible for them out you go. I don’t care if you have nowhere else to go. 
 

Wht kind of shithead thinks they can live somewhere for free? 

Counter point- Dat ass

Never forget Marvin and his killdozer killsteer

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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We're still doing eggs are expensive jokes? They're like $2. So is gas.

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Looks like something the A-team cooked up when the bad guys trapped them in a machine shop full of metal, welders, mills and lathes.  
Attach 24 gauge sheet metal to a fork lift and bust out of there, stopping the bad guys with a cannon that shoots beach balls.   

On 10/5/2024 at 10:38 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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is that the necronomicon ex mortis? Army of darkness is a friggin hilarious movie. 

On 10/5/2024 at 10:50 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I don't know why but I looked up that school and it's a private school in Manhattan. 

32 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

is that the necronomicon ex mortis? Army of darkness is a friggin hilarious movie.

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13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Shithead child deterrents

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Signs of being poor?

Stuff you can get your ass beat with.

1 minute ago, Jerry Callo said:

Stuff you can get your ass beat with.

Ahh. Should have known by the chancla.

I can thank fresh oak switches for my up standing traumatized childhood.

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