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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Well, 4 of those are fruits and that's not zucchini. 

 

On 4/24/2025 at 10:10 PM, msucolt45 said:

Yes - as if not aware, it’s about to hit you smack in the face! The 5 Ds of Dogeball.

“Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge!!!”

Yes, dodge is used twice, but that was part of the schtick of the movie.

thanks for the clarification!  I was like "why did he say dodge twice?"  I was so confused!  hahaha

57 minutes ago, futureman said:

I need clarification on this as well.

You may want to hit up the learning annex at your nearest community college for a "Building a PC" class

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Carrot because I like 'em.

Corn because I can make liquor.

Taters makes vodka.

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

You may want to hit up the learning annex at your nearest community college for a "Building a PC" class

yes of course but hypothetically let’s say if I don’t do that then how would I know the meme is funny?

3 hours ago, futureman said:

yes of course but hypothetically let’s say if I don’t do that then how would I know the meme is funny?

The two things circled are the CPU and the CPU fan.

 

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10 hours ago, futureman said:

I need clarification on this as well.

No heat sink on the CPU I think.

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

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Might wanna ask your wife about that. 

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9 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

The two things circled are the CPU and the CPU fan.

 

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But what if I'm still dumb, though? 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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On 4/27/2025 at 10:25 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.

On 4/24/2025 at 3:07 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

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It should be either How people think sluts look, or What people think sluts look like.  Quit butchering the English language.

38 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.

Which one?

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Other than some of them being fruit, an eggplant masquerading as a zucchini, and one not being a plant at all (although technically a fruit) - much less a veg - there's pretty much nothing there that I wouldn't chow down on, happily.

Isn't a fruit, by definition, part of a plant?

fruit, the fleshy or dry ripened ovary of a flowering plant, enclosing the seed or seeds.

13 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

the one that’s a fungus

Ah, you had me confused by calling it a fruit. Although it's not botanically a fruit, I understand what you meant now. 

7 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Isn't a fruit, by definition, part of a plant?

fruit, the fleshy or dry ripened ovary of a flowering plant, enclosing the seed or seeds.

You want to include fruit under vegetables, ok with me. "Fruit" has seed, rest of the plant is non-fruit, but all vege.

I wouldn't call a mushroom a plant, although it's a fruit of a fungus, so there's that.

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