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3 hours ago, Chooky said:

But what if I'm still dumb, though? 

They need to be on each other with some heat sink gel/paste separating them, so damn near touching. 

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They need to be on each other with some heat sink gel/paste separating them, so damn near touching. 

Once things were made clear as humanly possible, Chooky nodded in the affirmative, pretending to grasp the most basic cooling concept that he still probably didn't grasp, as he always just assumed the fan in the vent, that he had clearly seen before, was part of a space age information-collecting motor. He then hoped the people patiently trying to help him had never heard him call the fan "the magic computatin' wheel."

27 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Why? Ol’ boy ain’t hurtin nobody, just browsing the counter at a bass pro.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I have a ketchup packet instead of soy sauce.  I knew something was off when I was looking at it.

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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How is somebody $300 short at the grocery store?

Off by $5, $10, ok. $300? Bullshit. 

16 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Never Eat Soggy Waffles, bruv.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I’d tell her that she shouldn’t have spent all of her money on terrible butt implants

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Missing a couple of chargers to God only knows what devices.

15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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A belt, suspenders, and his pants still falling off.

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30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And we wonder why we are filled with microplastics. I can smell the BPA.

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Drink from the hose like a real man, stop being a pussy.

I have this discussion with my kids constantly.  We didn't drag water bottles with us everywhere we went.  We either drank from a hose, a water fountain, or just sucked it up for an hour and played while we could.

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

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The true test will be the next time this song is on, but I may never hear it differently now.

22 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

The true test will be the next time this song is on, but I may never hear it differently now.

You're welcome! 

1 hour ago, jeevsie said:

The true test will be the next time this song is on, but I may never hear it differently now.

Among my twisted lyrics that I can’t help but mentally sing when the song comes on:


Doors’ People are Strange:  “Women seem wicked, when they are naked.”

Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love: “Might as well face it, it’s his dick that you love.”

Mony Mony: (in the pauses): “Get laid! Get F’d!”

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Toyota Racing Development.

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