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6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Lived in Katy for 5 years, so this hits close to home.  

6 hours ago, Chooky said:

The thing about little caesars is that it has to be eaten within 5 minutes of being made. Not that bad. But if it sits there very long it somehow turns to compete garbage. 

Spoken like a little senate

13 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

That said, I'll take CraigOs or Via313 any day over those.

take it easy, man!!!  let’s not get rash!!

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

Wood

A hard wood or a soft wood?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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When I was a kid, I always thought it was super cool/hilarious to pull over anytime we crossed a state line so I could pee in two states at the same time.

13 hours ago, TXUT said:

Spoken like a little senate

Et tu?

3 hours ago, royiv said:

When I was a kid, I always thought it was super cool/hilarious to pull over anytime we crossed a state line so I could pee in two states at the same time.

Continental divides, for me. 

23 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Continental divides, for me. 

Same. Many times. “Hey, look if I pee over here it goes to the Pacific, if I pee over here it goes to the Atlantic!” I had a very basic understanding of how that worked.

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Depends on how wide the line is… anything wider than 3” and my penis stays in only one state. 

21 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

You ever milked a chicken Foeker?

 

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it’s weird what your mind just passes over. 

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5 hours ago, royiv said:

When I was a kid, I always thought it was super cool/hilarious to pull over anytime we crossed a state line so I could pee in two states at the same time.

Kept it simple on a white water rafting trip down the Rio grande when I was a kid. Every time I had to take a piss I had them paddle to the Mexican side. 

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Depends on how wide the line is… anything wider than 3” and my penis stays in only one state. 

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Fuck that, snakes and rats!
When I was a kid, I always thought it was super cool/hilarious to pull over anytime we crossed a state line so I could pee in two states at the same time.

Will you still be a kid a kid tomorrow, because it’s still cool to do that.
4 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Not to mention the jug says whole milk.

the whole milk is on the shelf below the 2% milk. 

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

What do y'all hate about chicken milk?

 

Well, the biggest issue is they don’t have a chicken, they have a rooster. 

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