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1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Call me naive, but by eating ass, it’s cunnilingus and not actually going down on the sphincter right?

Right?

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On 1/3/2026 at 4:53 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Helo's wrists hurt for a different reason this time of year.

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The 3x 325/10 hydrocodones are a nice touch.

On 1/4/2026 at 9:53 PM, Superhero said:

Call me naive, but by eating ass, it’s cunnilingus and not actually going down on the sphincter right?

Right?

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

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Because 7 minutes was the max amount of time people could take the smell.

22 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Because 7 minutes was the max amount of time people could take the smell.

7 minutes.

They don't make men like they used to

15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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While going to junior college I worked at a McDonald's for a while. A coworker was putting a pie into the basket to be fried when he dropped the pie into the vat. Letting the pie sink to the bottom would have fouled all of the oil in the vat, and since he had the basket in his left hand, someone said, "Get it out!" He proceeded to put his right hand into the vat to grab it. He only got his fingers in before yanking his hand back, but not before getting a second degree burn on all five fingers. He was something of a jerk, so it was entertainingly horrifying. Unsurprisingly, he later completed his higher education with a bachelors from aggy.

16 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

While going to junior college I worked at a McDonald's for a while. A coworker was putting a pie into the basket to be fried when he dropped the pie into the vat. Letting the pie sink to the bottom would have fouled all of the oil in the vat, and since he had the basket in his left hand, someone said, "Get it out!" He proceeded to put his right hand into the vat to grab it. He only got his fingers in before yanking his hand back, but not before getting a second degree burn on all five fingers. He was something of a jerk, so it was entertainingly horrifying. Unsurprisingly, he later completed his higher education with a bachelors from aggy.

I always think about this scene when something like that comes up. I once saw a guy partially crushed by a gigantic steel vat of corn syrup because his instinct was to try to stop it from tipping over when a forklift operator bumped it. Was something like the leg crush scene in the Wire, but got most of his leg. There was concave points in the supports that made it survivable. I just heard and saw the immediate problem. Wasn't directly involved in rescue, I was across the yard.

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