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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Get fucking shelled. 

Heim!

Gonna be into their BP in the 2nd.  That's how we do it boys. I knew it!  I had a fuckin' feeling!

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They replaced their unique baseball phenom?

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it


go away weirdo

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


go away weirdo

Go quaccinate your eyeball next time maybe that will prevent transmission

Monty already thrown a ton of pitches, only gonna' last 5 innings at this rate.

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

No we need Jordan to have some quick innings and at least stretch to 5. 

Just now, Porterhouse said:

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

Oh I know.  No half inning without base runners.

Fucking hell why do we have to listen to the Baltimore feed?

7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

JFC that was some world class whining

So we're all in agreement Grossman leaves for the Bahamas this afternoon and stays there for a couple weeks?

Helpful. 
 

seems like the pitch clock not letting pitchers settle down is magnified in the playoffs. 

I told you the boys were going to be nails today.  

We're goin' home up 2-0.  Gonna sweep these fuckers.  

 

Mitch the Bitch!

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’m perfectly fine with that.
Chilling out on the couch after yesterday is exactly what is needed.
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

What the fuck do you care?

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’ve got zero issue with this pace of play. O’s can’t throw strikes and when they do, they’re missing with meatballs. 

Just keep doing your part fucko. 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Advantage aggy

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I take a shower and we're up 9-2???

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5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Sorry. Wrong thread. I’ll see myself out. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What the fuck do you care?

TonyTroll has had trouble during our two series. Mad he can't gate-keep anything this week. 

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