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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Please hit and crush their souls

A few runs this half would be back breaking. 

Me after the bottom half of every inning so far

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Sweat.  Sweat.  Sweat.  Sweat.

Please can we fucking get some hits this inning.  

Just now, dcar00 said:

Smoltz is so fucking bad.  quit trying to tell us everything you think is going to happen.  We already know a hit up the middle scores 2.

 


he’s like the Dustin Hoffman to Tony Romo’s Tom Cruise in Rainman

1 minute ago, Constant said:

A few runs this half would be back breaking. 

By few let's agree on 8.

Just now, dcar00 said:

Smoltz is so fucking bad.  quit trying to tell us everything you think is going to happen.  We already know a hit up the middle scores 2.

 

He’s trying to be Romo, but he’s just cheesy prick. Smoltz I mean. I love me some Tony. 

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I need more whisky

I need more vodka

Does it seem to anyone like they stopped reacting to any close ball/strike calls starting midway thru last game?

wonder if manfred has had enough and made a call. 

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"So far so good dealing with the emotional rollercoaster"

I mean not really they keep choking with RISP and letting us off the hook. 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Jesus took a piss and missed it.

 

What the fuck are they doing???

Wanting a game 6?

We’re just not going to make this guy throw any pitches. He could throw a CG with a pitch count below 60.

If we're just gonna ground out on first pitches all night, Gallen is going to pitch a CG.

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Glad to see Gallen is getting everything borderline at the bottom of the zone. 

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Well it's 0-0 ladies.

New ballgame.

Maybe locate a fucking fastball Nate.

If we can get him to double digit pitches in an inning I'll feel like we won.

This strategy sucks and isn't what's worked the last two games.

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

This strategy sucks and isn't what's worked the last two games.

I don't think it's a strategy issue he's just dealing. We've had a few hard hit balls. 

Our approach could be a little better for sure. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I guess every ump has an agenda this series. Neat.

Gallen’s been hitting his spots all night. I think this ump has been the best so far this series by a pretty good margin. 

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Semien’s grounder wasn’t a bad swing. Don’t like Seager’s that ab though. 

Agree. Marcus got unlucky. 

0-0 and feels like they're up 7.

Once more, this time with feeling, how about a 123 inning Nate?

Minimally the leadoff guy?

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Gallen’s been hitting his spots all night. I think this ump has been the best so far this series by a pretty good margin. 

Agree with this too.

the good news is Nate is done after this game.  He can go as long as he feels good.

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Christ - a leadoff out. Let's reset and go get this thing. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Can we stop with this drunk ass catcher view camera angle?

I like it for replays, but live it sucks ass

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can we stop with this drunk ass catcher view camera angle?

The ump cam and Smoltz and in game interviews and shockingly Fox has shitty viewer numbers.

Never an easy damn inning. Fuck.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

The ump cam and Smoltz and in game interviews and shockingly Fox has shitty viewer numbers.

Never an easy damn inning. Fuck.

And who thought it was a good idea to have Big Papi on an english language program?  I can't understand a thing he says.

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