Happy Canada Day

[Parliament 13979]

We should have invaded you in 1780.  But we didn't, and here you are!

https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

[F250 28380]

[Beau Vine 53625]

Unfortunately, ESPN is not showing a CFL game today.  Fuck ESPN.  

 

 

 

[Parliament 13979]

 

[Steamboat1874 4008]

Fuck those mother fuckers for burning down the White House.....

 

Edited July 1, 2018 by Steamboat1874

[Earl Haffler 568]

[PRONG HORN 3085]

This thread is too polite.  

 

 

[Parliament 13979]

Those girls are WAY too tan to be authentic Canadians.

[phdhorn 6224]

Well, we actually did invade Canada - up to four times, depending on how you're counting it - the biggest one in 1775 resulted in us getting our asses beat & pretty much a shutting off U. S. Expansion into Canada forever.

Way to go Canada, you're actually anywhere from 1-0 to 4-0 against us!

[Beau Vine 53625]

14 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Well, we actually did invade Canada - up to four times, depending on how you're counting it 

Details, please!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

The 1775 Battle of Quebec was part of the revolutionary war and like most of the battles of that time frame we got our asses kicked by the British forces. I’m not sure if the Canadians themselves had much to do with it.

 

[RPM 26073]

Edited July 2, 2018 by RPM

[phdhorn 6224]

16 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The 1775 Battle of Quebec was part of the revolutionary war and like most of the battles of that time frame we got our asses kicked by the British forces. I’m not sure if the Canadians themselves had much to do with it.

 

Not so fast there!  Actually, about 500 French-Canadians were chief in securing Quebec's walls and city and largely due to this Gen. Carleton was free to pursue the American pincer attack before it got going, completely destroy Montgomery's assault, and was able to pursue Arnold back through the city.  It was a rout, and the Canadians had a big part of it.  They made up almost half of the 1,200 troops on their side.  Of course some Canadians fought with the Americans, but not as many (about 200 of roughly the same sized force).

Of course Canada as we know it didn't come into existence yet (that didn't happen until almost 100 years later, when the Brits were finally kicked out of North America) but at that time, Canada was regarded as a separate entity, with its own native peoples, under British rule.  So yeah, they kicked our asses New Year's Eve 1775.  There were certainly enough non-Brit Canadians to qualify.

It would still piss me off, but generally they have hot curling chicks.

[Parliament 13979]

Pretty sure they kick the shit out of us in Olympic hockey every 4 years.

[South Austin 51411]

But we just gave them Johnny Manziel.

[F250 28380]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

But we just gave them Johnny Manziel.

Advantage, America!

 

[wood 10788]

Oh, Canada...

[wood 10788]

On 7/1/2018 at 7:28 PM, Parliament said:

Those girls are WAY too tan to be authentic Canadians.

Nah, they're just two of the eleventy bazillion Canadians that go to the Yucatan every year.

Edited July 4, 2018 by wood

[workswithseed 2012]

The Irish tried invade them too.