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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

Stuck with rangers radio right now

Making a comment about the sidekick guy snickering at the Astros being in 2nd place and as that sentence trailed off, it morphed into “and Gattis puts a drive in to that one and it’s looong gone....”

Losers

Goes without saying but need a quick inning here and get back in the dugout

Stuck with rangers radio right now

Making a comment about the sidekick guy snickering at the Astros being in 2nd place and as that sentence trailed off, it morphed into “and Gattis puts a drive in to that one and it’s looong gone....”

Losers


Fuck Dallas.

How nice to be in the ATL, where I have the Red Sox-Tigers snoozefest on both ESPN and MLB Network...with nary an Astros option anywhere. Thanks. 

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Goes without saying but need a quick inning here and get back in the dugout

or two

This umps zone is fucking terrible

45 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

A Brad Hand would make a good Cionel Perez replacement.

I’d prefer to keep Cionel. LH starters that throw mid 90s don’t grow on trees. 

3 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I’d prefer to keep Cionel. LH starters that throw mid 90s don’t grow on trees. 

Cionel or another WSC? I  would like to keep him too, but would rather keep Whitley.

8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Goes without saying but need a quick inning here and get back in the dugout

Wrong team

Why does Ronald Guzman have a nickname?


Unathletic Aaron Judge seems fitting


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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i typically don't come at things like this the way i'm going to, but yuli needs to see fastballs, and he needs to hit with guys on base.  i don't give a shit what his current hr/rbi totals are.  mixing him up down near the bottom of the order would be doom for a guy with his plate discipline.  if our lineup was clicking like it was last year, sure, maybe hit him 6-7th.  but it ain't.  he should be hitting 5th (not 4th) but correa is out.

also, are we done with the whole hitting reddick 2 (vs righties) and moving bregs down?  i know that's counterintuitive with the way he's drawing walks, but man it sure felt like the lineup was longer when he hit 6th.

spring-reddick-tuve-correa-yuli-bregs-gattis-mccann-kemp (or marwin) is a lineup i can get behind against a righty.  if it's a lefty, get stassi in there, bregs back to 2, and sort the rest out.  move gattis to 6th probably.

I don’t agree but I get your thought on hitting Gurriel 4th. I just don’t see the guy exhibiting full strength right now, and it’s hurting in the heart of the lineup. 

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Good God. CTJ is a beating. A hit and run troll. If I didn’t know better, I’d say he’s a utgrad98 sock.

I’ve lived and died by the Astros my whole life, mostly dying. You pose a false premise in which volume equals value and your posts alone on this thread debunk that contention. I have a differing point of view on a few players than you, and I despise Hinch, but go fuck yourself for casting aspersions at another regular poster as a troll because you’re too drunk and full of your own weak shit to tolerate a difference of opinion.

I cheer for the Astros, follow them here, at TCB, ClutchFans, and attend 10+ games a year. The fact that I don’t post as much about them means jack shit about my fandom or knowledge of the team or sport.

 

I can’t blieve we got this guy for spare parts. 

Beautiful bunt on a pitch that would've hit him.  Take second now.

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Just now, TonyTexas said:

Raise your hand if you were bitching about Gattis 3 weeks ago.

Guilty as charged. 

On 5/6/2018 at 5:15 PM, cabowabo said:

Gattis is so fucking worthless. 

Ha ha. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Raise your hand if you were bitching about Gattis 3 weeks ago.

Here here. Fully admit it and own it

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Raise your hand if you were bitching about Gattis 3 weeks ago.

I absolutely was. And still am. Cut him. 

Raise your hand if you were bitching about Gattis 3 weeks ago.

Yeah man I think we all were.
3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Gattis should give us all hope for Marisnick. 

i wasn't listening closely, but i swear i heard kalas reference marisnick's latest hot streak as hitting .222, but still at .161 for the season.

the fuck?

7d647d67c68d3e2cb3f1da762369927c.heic

Every single bathroom in this stadium. Apparently a BMW doesn’t help.


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Just now, Hollywood said:

7d647d67c68d3e2cb3f1da762369927c.heic

Every single bathroom in this stadium. Apparently a BMW doesn’t help.


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Low T, little dicks, and leased Beamers.  Arlington.

Can't spell jake marisnick without two Ks

A player hitting a buck fifty should never be starting a game or getting a bats. period!

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