2018 Houston Astros Season Thread

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

Update: Verlander is the GOAT.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

JV fucking battled in that inning 

[Lat22 3941]

This Verlander guy is pretty good. 

[Mez2 4010]

Holy shit!

I absolutely love the emotion JV showed when that ball went in the air. 

[Gut Wagon 8017]

I literally love Justin Verlander. 

[UTexasFight 9288]

JV fired up
Love it

[thetruth 149]

Verlander is a fucking beast. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

Verlander. Man.

[elfenix 34000]

verlander just doing verlander things

[APMP 684]

Verlander. Now that there is a bad bad man.

[UTexasFight 9288]

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Verlander was just trying to make the game interesting. He had them right where he wanted them the whole time. 

[TonyTexas 10377]

I didn’t realize how much a competitor JV is until he came here. What a beast!

[dhornf 52]

Verlander straight challenging them and plowing them down.

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

[Mez2 4010]

My God, George is so lost at the plate

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

My God, George is so lost at the plate

Looks like ALCS and WS game 1 George. So the next few games should be awesome.

[Tailleur17 361]

I bet Julia’s nipples are so hard tonight.

[ckhorn 208]

On 4/1/2018 at 6:32 PM, slorch said:

bootiefuckinghoo

 

Great job with some new players on the roster.

 

Great start to the season.

 

That being said, there's nothing wrong at all with calling out a bitchass performance across multiple games.  Marwin needs to cut out his fucking act and be a man.

 

That's all.

You are like the Marwin of the Internets.

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

I bet Julia’s nipples are so hard tonight.

Can you blame her, Verlander is awesome.

[ckhorn 208]

What the hell did I just do.

 

Is it time to bring our bench/hitting Coach Beltran back yet?

[Tailleur17 361]

Can you blame her, Verlander is awesome.

No way. I’m definitely hard.

I’m just rooting for the Kate-Justin-Julia threesome.

[UTexasFight 9288]

I want to bitch slap that screaming lady next to the crowd mic

[runthebone 7874]

Verlander good.  Offense bad.  

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I want to bitch slap that screaming lady next to the crowd mic

Early on, after a K by the Twins P, someone shouted out "that's some Bartolo Colon stuff". At that time, I was thankful for the mic.

[Mez2 4010]

Whew...we got the bad part of our lineup outta the way, time to add on

[Horny Bull 2743]

Mar-winning

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

MarAlmostGonebutStillaRBI

[RegularSizedRudy 36]

There ya go, MarGo!!

[Rustic Horn 885]

Marwin!!

[Rustic Horn 885]

[Mez2 4010]

Chuy lost a tooth so had to put some money under his pillow...what did I miss?

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy lost a tooth so had to put some money under his pillow...what did I miss?

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

[Mez2 4010]

Who the fuck is this Jason Castro?

[third_coaster 4]

I’m ok with whatever happens as long as Giles isn’t a part of it 

[runthebone 7874]

Where the fuck was all this offense when he was an Astro?

[third_coaster 4]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Where the fuck was all this offense when he was an Astro?

It wasn’t 34 degrees here

[thetruth 149]

You know Castro was useless at the plate when he gets two hits in one game and this thread loses it's collective mind. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

need a ground ball

[elfenix 34000]

thank fuck

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Whew!

[RegularSizedRudy 36]

Don't think he was out

[runthebone 7874]

I thought he was safe

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Think this is getting overturned 

[Mez2 4010]

He's safe

[elfenix 34000]

furk

[Pibald 18]

RIP bat

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

DP needed

[Hook'Em0608 96]

I don't understand why he didn't just get the easy out at first. Oh well, Bregman tries risky shit and it pays off a lot of the time, can't be too mad. 

[Horny Bull 2743]

Huge