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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

LMJ clean so far, but has zero command of the strike zone. He's gotta be able to throw strikes. 

I will never understand how his career WHIP is under 2.00.

And typical McCullers bullshit of needing about 90 pitches to get through 3.2 innings.  I guess that’s okay if you have workhorses around you in the rotation to help rest the ‘pen, but Javier and Arrighetti are not that.

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Chas with his typical warning track power

Dubin warming up. The lead was nice for 5 innings. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Dubin warming up. The lead was nice for 5 innings. 

Still have a marginal lead, and it’s 4.2 innings. But I hear ya.

And cams value prop if he hits like a gash is his defense. Nice job there Cam. 
I like the guy. A ton. He shouldn’t be up right now. 

Bullcrap pena. Run you jackass
Lmao dude give it a rest he is draggin his nuts all over your face this season.

Jump on the Walker hate train bruh
Lmao dude give it a rest he is draggin his nuts all over your face this season.

Jump on the Walker hate train bruh

Good job, Walker

Well damn now i got nuts on my face too

Noice!

Just now, Scraps said:

Well damn now i got nuts on my face too
 

Keep talking shit about Walker


Good job, Walker
Pena did it too dumbass!
Noice!
Keep talking shit about Walker
Oh i will he is fucking worthless

Feel a little better about Dubin coming in

Dubi what a catch

Edited by Macklemore

Kalas: "dubin can be in line for the win if he pitches effectively"

Yeah right dude

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pena did it too dumbass!Oh i will he is fucking worthless

704 ops isn’t great but it’s not worthless. If Yordan comes back and he goes back to hitting 7th we are fine with that. 
Pena, Yordan, Altuve, Correa, Sanchez, Diaz, Walker, urias, meyers. That’s your lineup against RHP in about 2 weeks and that’s fine. 

Please pull Dubin. You got 1 good inning with him. Can’t expect him to give you more than that 

Brown needs to DFA Dubin to remove that temptation from Espada.

Rather see Blubaugh than Dubin.

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You mean this doesnt do it for you?2e090113ab43f08dc7326cd62490f9e9.jpg

There you go Urias. Push these runs across

Nice dubon you fuckstick

Im ready for every dubon dubin doodoo to go the fuck away forever

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Nice dubon you fuckstick

Im ready for every dubon dubin doodoo to go the fuck away forever

He would be way down my list of players that need to go away. He's come through several times. 

Stupid base running. Fire Perezchica tonight 

Edited by Macklemore

If you held a gun to any random Astros's players family head and told them make a productive out that scores a run all their family members would be shot.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Fewer than two will be disappointing.

JFC

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Double figures. Fuck were doomed for the next few games now. 

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Stupid base running. Fire Perezchica tonight 

auto run, you go like hell on any ball

Honeysuckle just punched another hole in his wall

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If you held a gun to any random Astros's players family head and told them make a productive out that scores a run all their family members would be shot.

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