2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[Rip76 4871]

Just now, hookem48 said:

QB draw you stupid fuck

This is the only call

[ztejas 42744]

I'm done. Maybe I'll tune back in if we get it to 21-14 but it's about to be 28-0 going into the half. 

[YChang 3365]

Seriously... treading mediocrity is just not worth it as a sports franchise these days.

[Southernthunder 38]

Wow. They tried to be nice an run the clock out but they’re still gonna score. Hilarious. 

[TonyTexas 10377]

Lmao. Watson is shaking his head at that call. 

Nope. Shaking his head at his shitty throw. Hopkins was open.

[ztejas 42744]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Nope. Shaking his head at his shitty throw. Hopkins was open.

Yeah let's start blaming this one on Watson shitty throws.

Shut the fuck up.

[Sleepygrad 1028]

Yeah let's start blaming this one on Watson shitty throws.
Shut the fuck up.

It was a shitty throw, Hopkins was wide open

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

Fuck frank Reich, can’t wait to watch us come back on his ass the second half. Fuck the bills too.

[TonyTexas 10377]

Yeah let's start blaming this one on Watson shitty throws.
Shut the fuck up.

Do you get paid by the post? Worst poster on the site.

[Fozzz 152]

How many times do you think they convert that play on 4th and 1?  30% of the time maybe?  Silly with that that much time on the clock. 

[ztejas 42744]

2 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

 

It was a shitty throw, Hopkins was wide open

 

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Do you get paid by the post? Worst poster on the site.

It never should have been a throw in the first place you dumb fucks

[Sleepygrad 1028]

It never should have been a throw in the first place you dumb fucks

Well that’s beside the point you fucking faggot. He threw the ball, didn’t he? And it was a shitty throw. He can also get called out

[Tommy Nobis 905]

The whole team sucks. Nobody is off limits for being criticized.

[UDontKnow 10439]

That halftime score could have easily been 35-0 Colts. But I have no faith in BoB to make adjustments at halftime. 

[hookem48 4603]

It was a shitty throw and a hell of a lot worse call, spread the field, QB draw. I'm not even a Texans fan and that call pisses me off. 

 

[HtownHorn 14285]

Shocked that a team with a shitty OL and secondary is getting torched by a team with a good passing attack and horrible defense.

[pearlandhorn 3256]

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all best not forget how fucking awesome DW4 tends to be in big games.

It's mind-boggling to me how the point spread and money line says "Houston" yet everyone here and in the media is pimping the Colts like their manifest destiny is the AFC divisional round. What. The. Fuck. 

These two teams split the series and either game could have gone either way if a play or two had a different outcome. (see: Clowney offsides or Frank Reich's brainlock). How the hell is there such uniformity of opinion under these circumstances?

Objectively and no-homer truth talk: the Houston Texans are being disrespected and overlooked and I think it will serve as extra motivation today for Watson, Hopkins, Watt, and Clowney. I think Andre Carter busts a TD on special teams too. 

Fuck the haters. Texans in a blowout. 

It’s like Vegas has seen this before. This was a funny read.

[Zavala 1384]

21 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

The whole team sucks. Nobody is off limits for being criticized.

Except Watson, Watt, and Hopkins.

 

8 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It’s like Vegas has seen this before. This was a funny read.

Yeah, because the NFL games are fixed. 

So far, it's been 1 penelty for 5 yards on the colts vs. 7 for 57 yards for the Texans. That doesn't tell half the story, as many of the calls are just missed holding calls or missed OPI calls.

[Zavala 1384]

how many 3 and outs is that for BoB?

[ztejas 42744]

I just dont think we have the personnel to win this game. Playcalling or not.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, ztejas said:

I just dont think we have the personnel to win this game. Playcalling or not.

Just watch, we will suddenly start getting calls, get back in it, and it will be close at the end of the game. 

[Zavala 1384]

Another hold on Clowney goes uncalled. 

[Zavala 1384]

[ztejas 42744]

Hey refs. Why don't you go find a big honking dildo and shove it up your ass one at a time.

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey refs. Why don't you go find a big honking dildo and shove it up your ass one at a time.

yeah the Lucky boy is going to the next round

We should get a marketable white QB so we can get some fucking calls.

[ztejas 42744]

Better luck next year. Can we please get healthy and fucking find a functioning secondary and oline?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Watching Griffin try to block makes me want to gouge my eyes out. One of the biggest pussies I have seen play football. Cut his ass immediately

[Zavala 1384]

Here we go. Watson hero mode until he gets decapitated. 

Fire this dumbfuck already before he ruins another career. Texans ruined Andre Johnsons career, now they have Watt, Clowney, Hopkins, and Watson. 

[TonyTexas 10377]

Watson not having a good game

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Watson not having a good game

His only NFL caliber reciever is hurt, BoB can't get a running game going with his boy Blue because the O line sucks shit.

Oh, and I think they've tried to stretch the field twice, both drops.

[Southernthunder 38]

Let’s just waste 30 seconds on the clock. Not like we need time or anything. 

[ztejas 42744]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Watson not having a good game

At this point I agree with you. Sorry for being ugly earlier, that playcall just infuriated me.

[TonyTexas 10377]

At this point I agree with you. Sorry for being ugly earlier, that playcall just infuriated me.

That’s a first for Surly. Apology accepted.

[Fozzz 152]

1 minute ago, Southernthunder said:

Let’s just waste 30 seconds on the clock. Not like we need time or anything. 

Might also help neutralize their pass rush. Need to do something to put pressure on them. 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

lol isn't this one of those Houston sports radio Texans nuthuggers that loves BoB?

[ztejas 42744]

 

[Zavala 1384]

Fade to Hopkins or quit BoB

Fuck it's like BoB is trying to clock the ball down 21

Edited January 5, 2019 by Zavala

[Sleepygrad 1028]

Watching players walk is infuriating

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Running play clock like we have a lead. Fucking idiots

[Zavala 1384]

lol touchback

[Lurch 5916]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[GHOSTUSER 361]

That better not be a touchback

[TonyTexas 10377]

lol isn't this one of those Houston sports radio Texans nuthuggers that loves BoB?

He’s a fat fuck who’s been covering the Oilers, Texan and NFL for the Chronicle for 40 years. He’s a lackey but brutal with his game day tweets.

[Rip76 4871]

Total touchback

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Whew

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He’s a fat fuck who’s been covering the Oilers, Texan and NFL for the Chronicle for 40 years. He’s a lackey but brutal with his game day tweets.

He’s also a retarded aggy isn’t he?

[ztejas 42744]

[TonyTexas 10377]

He’s also a retarded aggy isn’t he?

Retarded Baylor alumni

[ztejas 42744]

Hey refs can we get a TV ratings decision here please?