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Pulling for Coog High in this one for a few reasons:

  1. Hottest chick I’ve ever dated, and the best lay, was from Houston and went to UH.

  2. I was conceived in Houston. Well, really, in a field somewhere near Katy. Never lived there, though.

  3. ?

  4. Profit

Go Coogs!

Just now, bolverk said:

Pulling for Coog High in this one for a few reasons:

  1. Hottest chick I’ve ever dated, and the best lay, was from Houston and went to UH.

  2. I was conceived in Houston. Well, really, in a field somewhere near Katy. Never lived there, though.

  3. ?

  4. Profit

Go Coogs!

She was a cam girl wasn't she?

3 minutes ago, ReturnofNumber6 said:

what is this .. the LSU recruiting segment starring Kiffin ?

Well, that and a good opportunity to pull some wool.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

She was a cam girl wasn't she?

Nope. She's the one it ended with because she wanted kids, and I didn't. That break-up, though, led directly to my saying "fuck it" and dating MFCDG.

14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Not making it you mean

That's why you don't go for two down 15 points. You miss it and it's still a two-possession game.

Kick the extra point and then you have a chance to tie the game later.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Scoop and score for UH!

that should have been 7 !!!!

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Mizzou gets stoned on 4th down, Virginia's going to win!

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Team Coog simply because I don't care for Louisiana.

team coog because do I need a fucking reason to hate lsu?

Mizzou fucking QB is not fucking good

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

That's why you don't go for two down 15 points. You miss it and it's still a two-possession game.

Kick the extra point and then you have a chance to tie the game later.

Lulz, if you're down 15, you're going to have to get a 2PT conversion on one of your 2 TDs (if you get them). It doesn't matter if you don't get it on the 1st or if you don't get it on the 2nd one with 1 second left, you're still going to lose. Unless you can give me a good reason they would have made it if they waited to go for 2 with 1 second left.

Just now, WBT said:

Lulz, if you're down 15, you're going to have to get a 2PT conversion on one of your 2 TDs (if you get them). It doesn't matter if you don't get it on the 1st or if you don't get it on the 2nd one with 1 second left, you're still going to lose. Unless you can give me a good reason they would have made it if they waited to go for 2 with 1 second left.

The time left in the game dictates it.

You miss there and the game is virtually over.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Mizzou, one of aggy's "ranked" wins....heh.

Hopefully 2 of aggy's ranked wins go down tonight within a few hours of each other

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

The time left in the game dictates it.

You miss there and the game is virtually over.

and?

Here's the thing- ooofff. UH has no talent. And there is no reason because this is Stripper Town.

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

testing...

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OMG we can do better. Trust me.

9 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

testing...

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Edit: I am not actually sober, and they're still hideous

Edited by Rimbo

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Here's the thing- ooofff. UH has no talent. And there is no reason because this is Stripper Town.

I saw the whole team at the Hyatt downtown and waa struck by how small they are. I didnt know it was UH until I asked a player why everyone was wearing red. Saw the big 12 patch when it clicked.

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hopefully 2 of aggy's ranked wins go down tonight within a few hours of each other

and?

And that's what happened, the end.

fuckin' mizzou god dammit virginia play some ball like this shit why you gotta be like this play some god damn ball already

look man i know bigass goiters are a tragedy, i don't need to see 'em on my fuckin tv

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Did I mention Wal-Mart?

Because you sickos would be all over that place.

El Paso Wal Mart? No thanks, I don’t want to get perforated.

officials are right, mizzou QB hurt his brain

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

fuckin' mizzou god dammit virginia play some ball like this shit why you gotta be like this play some god damn ball already

I wish I was this drunk.

damn, walk on backup qb for mizzou almost came in and won the game

Just now, TOR said:

I wish I was this drunk.

no you don't

First 11 win season for the Hoos.

secsecsec!

i wanna be clear that I am not rooting for houston

I am rooting against lsu

19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Mizzou, one of aggy's "ranked" wins....heh.

Yep, fraud that was Missouri out frauded Virginia to take the title of most fraudulent team of 2025. Sorry aggie looks like you're runners up once again.

Edited by BurntEyes

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck it, i still root against the SEC

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i wanna be clear that I am not rooting for houston

I am rooting against lsu

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Female ref is quite rude.

Oh, my.

5 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Virginia redeems the ACC?

If beating Missouri gets the ACC redemption, I guess we'll given them the consolation prize.

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Female ref is quite rude.

Not seeing your pics for some reason so can't confirm.

I don't know if anybody gets any redemption in these bowl games these days.

With all the opt outs, coaching changes and all the other craziness.

29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Rooting for the coogs because I feel like a houston native after spending so much time there this year.

Rooting hard against cougar high specifically because I'm a houston native. UH fans do a terrific job of making you hate their school.

Just now, CumStainedJorts said:

Rooting hard against cougar high specifically because I'm a houston native. UH fans do a terrific job of making you hate their school.

Did one or more of them stain your jorts?

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