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  2. Damn the Falcons fired the GM too. I have no idea who they are angling to get but it needs to be an offensive minded HC. It’s criminal how they have Bijan and all these other highly touted offensive picks and did shit with them in two years. I get it Cousins tore Achilles but I don’t know if I would have signed him prior to that. Penix I think is talented but also injured and it’s just oh well. No idea what they are going to do.
  3. I'm not in here trying to carry water for Parker fucking Livingstone, but we shall know them by their fruits. Do they gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Flood and Banks are some thistle-gatherin' motherfuckers as far as I'm concerned so consider my irrelevant-ass skeptical and disgruntled.
  4. One unexpected outcomes of the tariffs has been bringing back the manufacturing of cocaine to the United States. Now were a net exporter.
  5. Just a brutal cold stretch. Coldest since 1983 or so. Hasn’t been above -30 in six weeks, -40 for a month, and -50 for six days. I’m beginning to question my life choices. When it does finally break 10 below will feel like T-shirt weather.
  6. Right-wing terrorism killing Americans is not enough for Donald Trump and America First. You must further traumatize the children of the murdered Americans for your own monomaniacal personal gain. "“When I called her after the legislative session ended, I asked why she voted for the bill mentioned in the video shared by President Trump, and she wept. That bill and her vote had nothing to do with fraud. She voted for that bill because it was the only way to avoid a government shutdown. She had seen the impact of shutdowns: people lose their health care, their jobs, and in some cases, from a story she told me, have taken their own lives." If you were a screen writer for a children's movie and had to conjure up a villain that children could understand "oh, hey! He's the bad guy!" and were pitching it to movie execs, it's beyond plausible they'd advise you to tone it down and leave some fucking semblance of suspense or mystery. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/hortman-children-call-on-president-trump-to-remove-conspiracy-posts-about-their-parents-deaths
  7. How can our moves be evaluated as good or bad when they haven’t happened yet?
  8. Can't imagine a better way to commemorate the 20th anniversary of VY's dominance than to grab three specialists and a nose tackle. Seriously, those all are positions fans take for granted until one of them fails at a key moment. Good work.
  9. Well Now...
  10. @Armybrat remembers something like this (not a joke about his age, he's talked about color TVs before)
  11. Yep, that's my routine, too. Pretty much now through oak season. I've actually worn a mask outside the last few days, which also helps. My eyes still feel itchy if I dont have sunglasses on.
  12. Sorry dude. I’m just angry. Angry at everyone and everything. Except South Austin’s mom. She’s got it going on.
  13. Brother, again it's not really about Parker, you get that right? It's about what we are doing to drive away players. As an employer I've had stretches where people were leaving our organization and I had to figure out why? To me Sark's short rotations and misses on talent eval are reasons why. I get it, pre NIL and portal, when a player left he was never to be seen or heard from again and everyone was like "great call". But things are looking a little different. Our number 2 and 3 receivers jumped in the portal. That's never happened before. Our top 3 running backs. A lineman that we were grooming to replace a senior. Now we are in a position where the same dudes that fucked up the first evals, like the O-line, are in a position where they absolutely have to hit on their evals in the portal or we are in deep trouble. It just doesn't seem like we are making good moves.
  14. And yet….somehow… a Chiahead cannot be ruled out.
  15. If anyone believes Maduro's capture will bring 'stability,' then you probably also thought Saddam Hussein's departure gifted the Middle East a legacy of unparalleled calm. Bless your heart. We have the best and brightest on the case: https://www.justice.gov/opa/media/1422326/dl
  16. This is the key in the NFL and it's up to Ewers to take advantage. He is a cheap option who showed enough to let him be the starter while they rebuild for at least a season. If he proves to be a potential answer then he buys himself a second year before they look at QBs in the first round. If not then they draft one.
  17. Simmons gets his bullshit wish. Chargers at Pats. He’s been expressing his fear of the Texans for weeks. Herbert is due for a good playoff game, I hope it happens.
  18. Look, he's only a guy who gets paid to write, you expect him to use words good?
  19. Just curious, I know and your family. How would you feel if some bastard said that about your daughter? You’d kill him, right? Instead some fuckers elected him.
  20. How the fuck am i supporting anything?
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