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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
Park Gothic replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
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Gotterup catching fire for two weeks on the links shouldn’t merit a Ryder Cup spot. I think he has game but there are way better candidates for this track. I think it’s less likely Keegan plays now.
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goddamn it Lowe juuuuuuuuuuust missed a game-tying HR. foul.
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Kershaw has had a bit of a revival this season. I was hoping he'd retire after the WS win. But glad he didn't. He's been as good as any starter on our staff.
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There is no Catholic fun like an Irish wake.
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and pointed up to the sky immediately after contact as if that ball ever was coming down inside the yard
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Lol yeah, I guess I missed the Longlegs audience letdown
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
Derka replied to Lazarus Bocanegra's topic in Movies and TV
this one character from this one sketch alone is more quotable than most recent comedy movies. -
fucking Rays
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Well, they were until Griffin Jax decided to serve up a three run jack to Cal Raleigh.
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Starling Marte sprint speed - 28% Tyrone Taylor sprint speed - 95% Use your bench, bro.
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Thumbs up for back-in parking.
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Blake Perkins is definitely on the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars.
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Shadeur looked good. I’m sure no takes will be generated.
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Well, Looner has seemed to be quite allied with Hegseth, although her loyalties seem to be ever-shifting.' Judging by her most recent spewage, this would seem to be Musk, if he is a "high level official." Or, MTG, she's a whore and she and Looner can't stand each other. Or, she's been calling for Blondi's resignation and that would sort of "make sense."
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Love Samantha but Quasar is the goat for me. Steals every scene he’s in and has some of the best lines ever. “You can’t unlick a butthole that’s already been licked”
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
BurntEyes replied to SimkinsMan's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Hah, so someone, named morriscat22, that allegedly attends Vandy is talking about the history of the SEC and we are all pretending they actually represent anyone's opinion in the SEC aside from her own? Nobody in the SEC gives a shit about Vandy. They're good at baseball, and otherwise they're "snobs". Second, yeah, before Texas arrived Tennessee loved Vandy, Bama and Florida. There is nothing but warmth and sharing in Jacksonville when Florida and Georgia play. Egg Bowl is when all the MSU and Ole Miss fans share egg salad and egg salad sandwiches at a huge picnic. Nothing but love and respect in the Iron Bowl just like the Red River Shootout/Rivalry. At half time of the Magnolia Bowl LSU and Ole Miss fans exchange flowers hence the name. What a load of shit. -
The “I’m doing it for our child” line didn’t work?
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