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Superhero replied to Tailleur17's topic in Lulz
My cousin and his family moved back into town a few weeks ago. He grew up in the OC but moved to China 10+ years ago for work. Now he’s back. He’s not the most responsible person and I wonder how they’re getting by since him and his wife don’t have jobs at the moment. But he’s always fun to be around and the glue of the family. If I die of alcohol poisoning in the next few years, it will because of him. -
I currently live in a fascist state in a fascist country. That’s hard to type and still hard to accept this new reality, but it’s true. I have a 2 year old with her entire life ahead of her. I will not raise her in this bullshit environment, even if it means leaving all of my family, friends, and career behind. I used to weigh the pros and cons of what I would leave behind, but the list of cons of staying has become incredibly long. I’m trying to hold on until the 2026 midterms before making any big decisions. I don’t know if I’ll have that luxury at this point. I used to think CA or CO were possible relocation options. The problem with that is that they are both currently under fascist rule.
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Tempted to neg this post. Fuck that. Show up while you still can.
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You are so far out of your element. Tell me which for-profit entities have a vested stake in MMRV vs. MMR+V?
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Poor lil Phins tried so hard.
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Non potato version coming soon. Sep_18_2025_9_09_10.3gpp Tow truck driver called when I got home and towed to dealership for tires. Just got these
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Beer 2025: sith_horn drinking more than the rest of us combined
CoachEmUp64 replied to HenryJames's topic in Food and Travel
Phase 3 is so good -
BTW I hope that all you guys have gotten your flu shots.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Captainant replied to Parliament's topic in Daily Texan
Because your bosses have a sanctioned monopoly on if you die or not? Fucks sake dude it's not hard to figure out why a solely for-profit entity is extracting more wealth from sick people -
Considering Stubbs Day 2 on Sunday. My kids want to go and Monday is no school so will probably cave.
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What planet have you been living on? 90% or more of their rage is about completely fabricated things that liberals supposedly say, do, or believe.
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
elfenix replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
"Ton" I know Donny isn't 215 but he also ain't 2000. -
Didn't know dudes had book clubs. My wife is currently in 3. In her main one, whenever they meet, us husbands get together and play poker. Sometimes we talk about good books we've read. But we also like to talk shit about any of the books that the women have read that we've also unfortunately read - I guess that's a book club.
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immamac started following A Burnt Ends Tailgate Story
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Today I was hoping that I would have a great day and didn't have anything to worry about. I was gonna work from home, drop my kid off at school, wrap up my meetings by 4 and head to Sams to pick up the meat for tailgate. I didn't get any pictures...but the total weight of it was 181lbs. 4 Briskets avg 13lb, 5 pork butts avg 10.5lb, 12 racks avg 4lb, whole chicken wings - 36lbs. Thanks to @DalTxHornFan who had a connect that would do it for $1/lb smoked on Saturday ready by 3PM. I said fuck yeah you got yourself a deal. Taking all the meat there and I'm on mopac headed up to far west where this place is. Tire makes noise like it blew up, I check tire pressure everything is fine (I've been putting off tires and this one has had a small leak for a month). GOD DAMNIT I have all this MEAT in my car! So then I'm like fuck it I'm getting off on windsor and checking. I get under the car in the neighborhood and am looking and can't see anything. I get way under after lifting the suspension (air ride on the e63s)- there I saw a big strip of my inner tire just flopping down on the ground from about halfway up. Well I didn't have any scissors and it wasn't hitting anything except the wheel well a little bit I decided to limp it to the BBQ spot. 30 mph top speed up balcones all the way to far west. Get there and have all this meat. He looks at me all funny and is like that's a lot of meat, and I was like yeah do you have any box cutters or something like that I have a strip of tire I need to cut off and literally am laughing out loud at the absurdity of my life. I'm going to be late for Burnt Ends planning dinner at Fogo de chao 6PM reservation. I go outside while we wrestles this 180+ lbs of meat into the store, I cut off the strip of tire and go back inside. We confirmed the weights I ordered some beans and potato salad and they were happy to send me on my way. He may drop by tomorrow he likes to get hammered in a suite. very nice guys - he laughed in my face when I asked if they use post oak and just salt and pepper. I'm now testing my tire for limp or highway duty. We have unlocked highway - air pressure steady, run flats, GPS says I'll get there right at 6 sharp on mopac. We send it, it's a smooth enough ride, get downtown get parked am inside by 6:03, Spencer Shannon is there to greet me. We say whats up, I tell him a story about how my back is fucked up cuz I was throwing my kids in the pool yesterday as I'm slamming water from the bar. We shoot the shit for like 5 minutes and the rest of the guys show up together. We all walk to our table and I sit in the middle, Jack Endries was like tell me about what Burnt Ends is - so I go into it all and tell them we are there to have fun and really feel out what they wanna do this season. Emaree Winston and Jordan Washington immediately cutting up all over the place, Nick Townsend I don't think has ever done a churrascaria in his life, and the other guys were all so confused. Will Randle shows up late. We start the meat consumption process after a brief salad bar hit where the chicken salad was the clear winner. We talk about what they wanna do for this year and they seem fairly committed to doing a rap music video. They also wanna throw a sick party during a bye week and watch with fans. Then they wanna promote the tailgate and make the whole thing a merch line etc. They see the potential of the program and wanna push it. I teased Jordan Washington about not tackling the guy after the INT as something he was getting yelled at by the coach for. He laughed at me and said that guy that intercepted it was really fast. hahaha He got me back later in dinner when the lady came around for dessert he told her it was my birthday. I told them they can't just pick on me because I'm old and he persisted. They brought out my delicious birthday tres leches cake with a candle in it. They all sang me happy birthday really loud in a not loud or busy fogo de chao. I blow out the candle and Jordan Washington stops recording, I said oh man you aren't gonna record my wish? He goes well what is your wish? I said "I wish arch manning didn't have the yips" they all died laughing. We talked about a bunch of random stuff, they talked about wanting the rowing team to be their rap video girls and scheming where we are gonna film and what the bars are gonna be. They are wanting to have fun with the program and really make it a lot more of their personality. Emaree asked me if I liked doing this stuff and I gave him a sort of long winded answer that was about I've got a lot on my plate, but I'm really glad to be able to do it. We promptly changed the discussion to the new iphone 17 Pro Max orange and that he was gonna trade in his iphone 16 tomorrow before reporting to the hotel in the evening. then I took his ice cream away because he is 'over weight' every day, everyone laughed and he asked for his ice cream back in a mock pleading type of way and I gave it back. They are all excited to promote the tailgate and I'll give updates as soon as I have them. Hook 'Em Rick
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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)
Brisketexan replied to msbesq's topic in Cloak Room
Does make you wonder how many of the brave MAGA second amendment warriors against govt overreach will come to her defense when the regime comes for her. What’s that? Not a single fucking one will? Yeah…that’s what we all knew. -
No shit. Nothing was taken away from you today. You are just running political talking points. But the science. Jesus.
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Never read The Long Walk but picked it up since the movie came out.
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Probably a good time to remind people it's not just the wedding you're arranging for , it's a yearly anniversary.
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Y'all continue to fall back time and time again on coverage issues. I get that. Cause you can't actually defend the recommendations as medical evidence based. These are very very different issues, conflating the dysfunction of our health care financing system with public health recommendations. I think that insurers should just open the flood gates. Cover all the people and all situations, no matter how many pins they want sticking out of the cushion. AHIP has actually taken this stance. They don't really have any authority. And fn morons will wonder why their premiums continue to go up.
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They won’t. They always deflect.
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I want the motherfucker to go on record.
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Time of death and cause of death are as of yet undetermined/unknown. My understanding: badly decomposed, dismembered and the remains were also wrapped in plastic. They were able to also say a full description of the clothing she had been wearing. As weird of times as we are living in this isn’t a sequel to Christine. Which needs to be made.
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Kinda reminds me of a picture of someone doing the same head flip as a guy in a lake in Michigan….
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Yes, they are happy with this. Why is this even a question?
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