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  3. That was PKโ€™s fault, heโ€™s gone bro, move on. Muschamp will fix all those problems. You remember? He made Mack play freshman and get people playing time so in the event of an injury Texas was prepared . He forced Mack to fix the OL and found Colt a good rb. I member.
  4. you know what, a lot of qbs have to deal with all of this and then some, and the great ones still find ways to make plays and lead their teams to trademark wins. colt was in a far worse situation in 2008 and 2009 and yet he led us to countless trademark victories and was a two time heisman runner up (him not winning in 2008 was bullshit). he had a pathetic o line, he had no run game, he was the teamโ€™s leading rusher, he had nowhere near the nfl talent surrounding him that QE had, had no TE, had freaking greg davis and mack โ€œscares you to deathโ€ brown running his offense, and yet all he did was lead us to victory after victory against the toughest schedule in america and did so as the most accurate passer in history. thatโ€™s what the actual greats do, even when theyโ€™re running for their lives every play and have zero run game to help them out. thatโ€™s always been the problem with this site/fanbase and quinn- yโ€™all want to act like heโ€™s colt mccoy when he didnโ€™t do no colt mccoy shit. and then yโ€™all always want to blame everyone else as to why thatโ€™s the case, when the reality of it is that for his last two years as a starter quinn ewers was in the best qb situation in america, yet he routinely failed to live up to the level of play of his teammates, both on offense and especially on defense. after the win vs bama in tuscaloosa there really werenโ€™t any signature quinn ewers wins that i can remember (donโ€™t even try to bring up ASU), despite all of the talent around him and him qbโ€™ing the favored team every single time out. quinn let his coaches and teammates down way more than vice versa. you add to that the inexplicable adoration and exaltation of quinn from this fanbase, and you have one divisive player who is going to be the topic of discussion for a very long time.
  5. Helobious mustโ€™ve just found out that Baughโ€™s family Americanized their family name from Baughtinez.
  6. Made the playoffs in year one. At Indiana. Sark was 8-5 in year two. At poor, resource-challenged Texas. I do think Sark is a better coach than Cignetti. Cignetti isn't as smart, so he has to keep his team focused and playing at a very high level throughout the game, whereas Sark can have his team come out flat like they did against Florida or in the second half vs Kentucky, Arizona State and Vanderbilt, and still pull out the win. ๐Ÿ˜ก
  7. immamac replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    @David Dennison gonna be a stupid pedantic cunt about something when it happens too instead of just taking the very fucking obvious L from the beginning that cignetti is a better coach.
  8. Yes sir. Thatโ€™s what I understand about them. Considering myself a connoisseur of bullshit, the first thing I look at when I am around my cattle is their manure. Piled up like that usually indicates a little extra protein would be handy. Nice-looking group of cattle though. I bet the stray dogs go wide.
  9. I believe the gentlemanโ€™s agreement also says that now Daddy is in the conference, we can revoke A&Mโ€™s membership at any time. We should go ahead and exercise that clause in the agreement and send them to the Big Sky conference. They might even win more games, and they could also claim to win all the games they donโ€™t play against us for the rest of time.
  10. I'm betting IU wins the NC over Georgia.
  11. I woke up this morning hoping this thread would continue to provide thoughtful commentary on Ohio State, Florida, and Georgia. Thank you for fulfilling my dreams.
  12. @Im_smarter_then_you nailed it in either this thread or another thread when he said something along the lines of "good enough is good enough for Texas fans"
  13. Could that be any worse than what skeletor has done?
  14. It's not unrealistic at all in this era of CFB with transfer portal. Hell, Indiana of all schools, very well may do it.
  15. His name is on the Deed.
  16. I put a question mark lol. It was more of a youโ€™re bitchin about something you canโ€™t control, I was bitchin about something I cantโ€ฆah never mind.
  17. Has anyone asked you to perform a limb lengthening procedure? This guy wants his shins broken so that he can go from 6'2 to 6'6
  18. They wouldnโ€™t be if people other than the owner werenโ€™t feeding them. If youโ€™ve been doing that then just wander over and leave the gate open one night, or get a trustworthy kid to do it. Leave some really fragrant treats outside if they are especially reluctant to come out. Take the dogs when they โ€œescapeโ€, next day wander over and knock on the door. Leave a note that you are watching the dogs and will take them to a shelter, leave a number. Go to a trustworthy a shelter, tell them the story: dogs got out, seemed they had been abandoned, house seemed empty. You want to adopt them after the waiting period, fill out the form then and there. Go get the dogs for adoption after they are not picked up and you and the neighbor lady can then either take them or figure out a good rehome situation. EP LEO are not going to be interested in cracking the case of the dogs that you tried to return after they got out and followed proper waiting times after their owners just left them for SPCA to come feed, assuming these assholes ever come back and want them.
  19. Three Ls matters a whole lot more.
  20. Not sure if I should put this post here or in the borked thread. I went to re-sign up for Burnt Ends using ApplePay and it sends me to a broken link.
  21. Ooh, really zinged me on that one. ๐Ÿ™„
  22. This bowl may suck, but I'm watching, and we'll always have this to look back at
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